Braden Guraluick

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“I don’t want to talk about myself right now. We’re not talking about me. We just [one of] the biggest tournaments in the world. And man I love this group; I love this country.” - Bedard’s post-game comments after winning 🥇

@RealAmyD A lovely cheese pizza, just for me

Watching Home Alone. I wish I could get a pizza delivered to my house for $11.80!!

@JODYHiGHROLLER Thank you Riff Raff for spending 1,644 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/31IZdHr…

Playoff time means jersey giveaway time! RT this post and you could be the lucky winner of a new jersey, courtesy of @KalTire.

@RZalischuk @GlobalCalgary Nice pants tho!

I would like the Noon/4pm/8pm weather graphic to come back. @GlobalCalgary

Play regular season hockey

It's FitzMagic's first day of school! 😂 (📸: @WashingtonNFL)

@Strifezard @Dalby This speaks to me.

Great goal by Winnipeg, but is it odd to anyone else that they're glossing over a guy getting busted open by a stick to the face?

@QuickDickMcDick @Krista_B_85 These names aren't "grate". Yours was def better than all of these ones!

@Krista_B_85 If QDM didn’t know any better he’d say Kraft Hockeyville is running the competition…. #DrainGretzky

Was having a great day until I discovered my Adopt-A-Drain name (Drain Gretzky, the Grate One) didn’t make it as a finalist for best storm drain name. 😢

When Marv got electrocuted in Home Alone 2 @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0

@SockFancy I was subscribed a year ago as a birthday present for quarterly sock packages. Only recieved the spring and summer ones. Wondering if I'm ever gonna get the other two packages?

What’s the first thing you say after turning the engine on?

@SheriJackFM @jonlajoiecomedy @WoodyJackfm Cry farting I thought was a coincidence. Nipple mustaches was the trigger!

Sick obscure @jonlajoiecomedy reference this morning in your longrange-inex skit! @SheriJackFM @WoodyJackfm

@CultureCrave @THR ,@KrisHingtgen

Jack Black will play Claptrap in the live-action 'Borderlands' movie 🤖 (via @THR)

Fuck the DMR

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