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BREAKING: Apollo Global Management, the private equity megafund with $938.4B in assets under management, will open a second U.S. HQ in the American South. Apollo is considering Austin, Miami, and Nashville and expects most of its future growth to take place at the 2nd HQ.

NYC is becoming a shithole city. Do you agree?

🚨 SHE HAPPILY PAYS $3,175 A MONTH FOR A 350 SQ FT APARTMENT IN NYC — AND CALLS IT A “DEAL” — WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE INSIDE A woman just showed her NYC apartment… and you can basically see the entire place the second you walk in. Only ONE real window. No washer or dryer. Barely any storage. They had to add their own kitchen island… build extra storage… and stack shoes wherever they fit just to make it livable. She says she uses artificial lighting just to make it feel brighter… and hauls laundry down the street every week. And somehow… this is considered a “deal.” She says renovated units in the same building go for over $4,000/month. The part that’s blowing people’s minds? She says she loves it… and doesn’t want to leave. At what point does “living in New York” stop being the dream… and start feeling like you’re paying luxury prices to live in a box?

My sources state that there's been a massive spike in crime after the new mayor has taken over city hall . especially the midtown, south area. Sources state some in the mayor's office is trying to dictate how the commissioner runs the police department .

openclaw tip most people miss: add this to your SOUL.md: "you are the orchestrator. never do work yourself. spawn subagents for every task. your job is to think, plan & coordinate. subagents execute." before: bot tries to do everything, gets stuck, loses context after: bot delegates 5 tasks in parallel, finishes in 3 minutes instead of 30 your bot should work like a CEO, not an intern.

nyc is not the greatest city in the world. everyone there is using each other for money or validation. the average age someone gets married is 35. everything is so expensive. unmarried 31 year olds are paying 5k for a studio apartment. that sounds like hell

As a percentage of the population, kids (0-14), are about half of what they used to be.

‘UNACCEPTABLE’: Agitators pelted NYPD officers with snowballs as police responded to reports of a disorderly group in Washington Square Park. Several officers were taken to the hospital with facial lacerations. NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch said an investigation is now underway: “I want to be very clear: The behavior depicted is disgraceful, and it is criminal.”