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@bibishoff

trash takes on trash tv 🗑 get lost 🌻 sober 💃🏼

Georgia, USA Katılım Aralık 2017
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elizabeth@bibishoff·
Saw this on reddit a few weeks ago and haven't stopped thinking about it ever since...
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Olive Siffleur@OliveSiffleur·
kinda fuck everyone who doesn't notice we're living in a nightmare
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elizabeth@bibishoff·
I'm 666 days sober from alcohol 😈
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elizabeth@bibishoff·
did Rizo just say he was one of the better players to ever play ??? #Survivor50
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Governor Newsom Press Office
Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice·
Wishing you luck this St. Patty’s Day — you’re going to need it! 🍀🍀🍀
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Stephen King
Stephen King@StephenKing·
If a Democratic president had bumblefucked his way into a war with Iran and sent gas prices higher than a Musk rocket, the Republicans would be screaming for impeachment.
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Doctor@DipshikhaGhosh·
No cure for endometriosis. No proper management for menopause. No adequate symptomatic relief for menstrual discomfort. But let’s get handicapped sperm a wheelchair to make not so healthy babies because it would make men feel strong.
Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein

A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg. These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey

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I understood juicy's baby ladder joke #dragrace
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Teju@Tehjooo·
Alex is quite literally the most defensive, abrasive, insecure, fake douchey person I have seen in this experiment. Some deeeep issues there. Yikes. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS10 #LoveIsBlindOhio
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Gonçalo Piroca de Cavalo
Gonçalo Piroca de Cavalo@theumilk99·
Uma vez li que os punk/metalheads são pessoas queridas a fazer cosplay de psssoas más e os hippies são pessoas más a fazer cosplay de pessoas queridas e nunca mais duvidei dessa merda
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Jay Black
Jay Black@jayblackisfunny·
A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.
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