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@alvaro_maestro Why aren’t any top jobs in English?

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@realholaby @Suzzy0310 Except literally everyone can say Alex. No practice required

@Suzzy0310 People sometimes struggle not because they don’t accept us, but because they’re scared of hurting us. This note is proof. What a quiet, powerful act of love. May her soul rest peacefully. This one stayed with me.

My grandma refused to learn my name for 3 years after I came out. She called me “you,” “kid,” “the college one.” Never “Alex.” I thought she was never going to accept it. At her funeral, my uncle handed me a folded note. Her handwriting. Dated the week she died.

@Suzzy0310 Who can’t say Alex? That’s like not being able to say Bob

It said: “Alex, If you’re reading this, I’m gone. I practiced your name every night for 3 years. In the mirror. Out loud. I was scared if I said it wrong, you’d think I didn’t try. So I waited until I could say it right. Alex. My grandson Alex. I’m proud of you. Don’t wait for me to say it again.” Some people don’t reject you. They’re just terrified of loving you wrong.

@KeeganMatheson Schneider giving up in the 7th inning, down by only 3, substituting the best hitters on the team for Straw and Schneider and then bringing in YRod suggests he made an in game bet on Fan Duel

#BlueJays lose, 4-1. More to come on Vladimir Guerrero Jr. and Dylan Cease, who both left with injuries. They’re 25-28.

@ballkn0wr @Brodie29066813 @JohnnyGiunta_ I understand Sosa coming in because who else plays first? Straw and Schneider for our 2 hottest hitters though? Baffling

@biffawesome @Brodie29066813 @JohnnyGiunta_ Brendon little had a few good months. Sosa hasnt had one good week

3-1 breaking ball with RISP and Lenyn Sosa swings at that bullshit. Least enjoyable player I’ve ever fukin watched on this baseball team

@ballkn0wr @Brodie29066813 @JohnnyGiunta_ True

@Brodie29066813 @JohnnyGiunta_ Brandon Little would like a word

@JohnnyGiunta_ I never hated a blue jay more than “Lenyn Sosa” this guy is the worst player I have ever seen like genuinely

@reddit_lies I don’t get it

Lol, lmao even.

@BlueJaysDad And then Schneider substitutes the 2 best hitters for Straw and Schneider and then brings in YRod. It’s only a 3 run game and he decided to give up

Full house at Rogers Centre eerily quiet after Vladdy immediately exited game after taking a pitch off the inside of his bare arm near elbow. 🙏🏼❤️⚾️

@BlueJays Is Schneider on drugs? What the hell is he doing with these substitutions? Pull best players for worst players and then put in worst reliever. Obviously trying to lose

UPDATE: 1B Vladimir Guerrero Jr. was removed from today's game with a right elbow contusion. He underwent X-rays which came back negative for a fracture.

@Mappy6984 That’s why they take your info and make you sign the receipt

This isn't cool at all

@SmithSm68440415 @DanClarkSports George Steinbrenner would have stapled that hat right to his head

@DanClarkSports Jazz Chisholm. At least for me. He sucks.

Who is the most disliked player in MLB?

@DanClarkSports Framber Valdez, but Jazz Chisholm is a close second

@JessiSixx13 @GuideScout78214 @casmirtheking_ I discovered sex along side my best friend. We were 6. No adults or porn involved

Celebrities who lost their viginity as kids The 9 years old is Diabolical

@CAnthonyC619 @UnderdogMLB Steinbrenner would have stapled it to his fucking head

@UnderdogMLB Can that POS at 2B fix his hat or no? Guys the biggest ick in the league

Jazz Chisholm Jr. lets the ball drop to get the slower runner on base Gerrit Cole appreciates the high-IQ play

@UnderdogMLB I can’t get past his hat. George Steinbrenner would have stapled it to his fucking head

@Xinnoh_ @d22shaw @UnderdogMLB Not infield fly rule, only one runner on base

@d22shaw @UnderdogMLB infield fly rule, no

@THEjwprz @Covenant60 @stoolgambling @ChrisKlemmer @StoolBaseball Are you saying there’s no Tampa in Tampa Bay Rays?

@Covenant60 @stoolgambling @ChrisKlemmer @StoolBaseball Tampa Bay is not a single city. It is the name of the large body of water & the broader metropolitan region, which encompasses multiple cities notably Tampa, St. Petersburg, & Clearwater. The California Angels no longer use that name, they use Los Angeles. The Marlins use Miami.

Can @ChrisKlemmer name all 5 MLB teams without a city in their name? @StoolBaseball

@Sco7717Scott @BlueJays I’d say you rock! Go get the sweep tomorrow!

@BlueJays “If I replied to your comment, what would you say? 👀”

Outdueled 😤 #BlueJays50

@CeeColtee40564 @BlueJays Probably couldn’t trade him for a bag of sunflower seeds

@BlueJays Also send down Yariel again or trade him for a better relief pitcher