rollerboy

i am god's butthole

@ChipotleTweets i want to fucking commit an act of homicide

chickenmaxxing

fake cop vs 200 rats injected with angel dust. im watching from the back row and am disguised as a Freak so nobody recognizes me

Nothing is impossible in Africa

are there any fucking MEN on this web site anymore?

@VentCappers whale fucker. aces

@big_asswipe at that point in my jelq trip i thought i must’ve turned on the 1995 “”hood classic” ,,friday …. .. seeing deebo on screen paired with my wife exclaiming “bye felicia”” as she went to a bitcoin convention to get plowed by whales

furiously #gooning to the dark knight to the point of delirium…. .. my favorite part is when the jonkler says “why so penis”” to the batman …… . .

@VentCappers paid my taxes in cum this year. sperm in a ziploc addressed to IRS. no comment on source of sperm (none of their business)

fireplace is lit,, taxes done ,wife getting rammed by the bull….. ….. ..time to hunker down with my new favorite genre …… . ..

Hello! i Just spawned in. Just born. Yep right now.

putting this on loop in the vision pro during bikram yoga tomorrow AM

does anyone have anything that I can have?

@yesitsmyaccount rock and roll photos

Hair returning…. it’s going to be okay…

@RobSchneider i'll be there!

@TheWifePleaser rat stuff

i know some of you would fw this

@_tokasu_ @BillRatchet alas poor yorick,

@BillRatchet the random fucking skull in this is so funny

trump would've been better off postin this

@insaneposes every gen z girl i've done drugs with has looked exactly like this

@wolftears420 tfw ur son wants a man for christmas

my stupid worthless bitch of a son asked for some “mario” for his birthday PFFt youre getting a tattoo of my choosing happy birthday! 😹😹🖕🖕

Love him or hate him. King Kong was an incredibly large ape

@justinbieber @coachella these poses are exactly what i would do if i didnt know how to read

in a bar one time i saw one guy whip his cock out to reveal an american flag tattooed on the shaft. another guy immediately whips out his own cock and has the same exact tattoo

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