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@tonyposnanski Forrest Gump

What is a movie you truly hate that everyone loves? Mine is The Sandlot.

@MickeyGrosman Congrats on surviving nose cancer, you fucking clown.

That's the only way I appreciate the two losers who destroyed the USA that I love so much.. I can't believe how they managed to destroy us so much in such a short time #BidenWorstPresidentEver #Obama #Trump #GOP #Democrats p

@MickeyGrosman Of course you're a MAGA. Least shocking thing ever.

I only buy home depot..Trump 2024

@MickeyGrosman You might be a badass physically, but you're a fucking asshole in every other way. In every way that's important.

@scotttheskeptic @kitty_kat1971X @roninspirit12 You could have stopped after "I've never seen a set of road plans"

@kitty_kat1971X @roninspirit12 I've never seen a set of road plans where an entire lane is designated as a passing lane.

I feel like starting a fight. 1) The left lane is for passing, not for forcing everyone behind you to do the speed limit. If you want to enforce traffic laws, go to the police academy. 2) When a lane is closed ahead, you should zipper merge at the point of closure. Ready? Go!

@rmhoffmanauthor @scotttheskeptic @roninspirit12 This is the most convincing argument wrt the existence of a God than any other I've ever heard.

@scotttheskeptic @roninspirit12 Nope. I have been pulled over for impeding traffic by going the speed limit in the inside lane.

@scotttheskeptic @roninspirit12 So are you saying that you will NOT move over to the right when not passing? In such a case, YOU are also breaking the law. So, worry about yourself. Move over, don't be a dick.

@roninspirit12 It's not an opinion, it's a fact-based definition. I know of no jurisdiction that has a "left lane exception" to statutory maximum speeds. So back to my original point, if you are exceeding the speed limit to pass, you should not be passing.

@scotttheskeptic @roninspirit12 The warped idea is that you think it's your job to dictate how fast other people drive.

@roninspirit12 If one is operating at the maximum allowable speed in a roadway, then, by definition, one is not obstructing anyone. This warped idea that speed limits are suggestions (or worse, minimums) contributed to the carnage in our roadways.

@scotttheskeptic @roninspirit12

@roninspirit12 Point 1: incorrect. If you are exceeding the speed limit (a maximum, not a suggestion) to pass, you should not be passing. Point 2: CORRECT. CORRECT. CORRECT!

@mikejwrites @roninspirit12 Because people clog the left lane when they're not passing. Simple.

@roninspirit12 @eesgreene Which is a HUGE assumption.

@eesgreene Assuming you move over after you've passed.

@roninspirit12 Anybody who fights with you on either of these is wrong and also a bad person who needs to repent.

@Philosophi_Cat @thechosenberg Are you worried she wants to give him one last blowie before she fucking dies?

@thechosenberg Why is the husband so badly wanting to do this? What could possibly need to be said that can only be conveyed face to face? Something isn’t adding up.

Incredibly cruel and petty of her

@thechosenberg He's an adult. He doesn't need his wife's permission any more than she'd need his.

@walmarthelp No. Change your policy of locking everything behind plexiglass (including 9.99 charging cables). It's simple. No need for DM's, a "quick call", or a zoom meeting.

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Hey @Walmart, here's your quarterly reminder that I buy shit on Amazon because it takes less time than finding somebody to unlock a case.

@guelphgirlchris It's obvious satire.

How does she function with little to no brain?

@Diddy is one next-level bitch. Fucking coward.

@realchasegeiser Answer quickly! What's the "m" stand for? What the "RNA" stand for? What significance do they have in a human body? You don't know shit. Fucking clown.

Just heard of a family friend's sister having a stroke. She's in her twenties. The doctor said it's "rare" but "it happens". This doesn't just happen. The cause is mRNA, doc.

@realchasegeiser God, you are fucking stupid.