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Bloke next to me. Cockney. Posh cockney. Just seen me pull a Stella from a lidl bag. And start drinking at this time. He's fuming.

A statement from the club.

Former referee Mark Clattenburg's proposed change to stop time-wasting in football: "Football is an entertainment sport, so we need as much playing time as possible. The first time I refereed in the Champions League, only 40 minutes of the 90 were actually played. "The two things I want to happen are that the referee has the power, instead of showing a yellow card to a player wasting time, to reverse the decision. If the player is instructed to take a throw-in and delays it, the throw should immediately go to the opposing team from that spot. "Often, players go to the sideline, bounce the ball, move it forward a long distance, wait for the referee to tell them to return to the original position, wait a little longer, are booked, and the referee writes down the sanction. Then, after about 10 more seconds, they take the throw-in. The player wins. They steal a minute doing that. Instead, if we had the option to reverse the sanction, without booking them, this wouldn't happen. "The other idea is the same but for goal kicks and corner kicks. If the attacker delays on purpose, the sanction is reversed, and they lose the corner, which becomes a goal kick. If the goalkeeper does the same, they go from having defensive control to conceding a corner."

Zohran Mamdani has turned blocks in front of 50 NYC public schools into car-free ‘Soccer Streets’ where children can play in celebration of the upcoming World Cup.

"It is desperately upsetting for me, but I'm coping." Jeremy Corbyn on Starmer's leadership woes.

“If you not my fan, I don’t want you to listen to my sh*t. Go listen to motherf*cking Zara Larsson or somebody.” — Chris Brown in new Instagram story.

This is just what Wembley would look like if you took away all the day trippers, glory hunters and corporate hangers on from Premier League "support".

The maddest Conference "North" in 2026 /2027

The most asocial nerd I ever met was Gordon Brown. And I’ve known him nearly 50 years. Brown is a clever man but what he knows about people could be written on the back of a postage stamp. His insults about Mrs Duffy of my former Rochdale constituency sum him up exactly. He has seldom met an ordinary member of the British public who hasn’t been positively vetted for political correctness. And he’s not going to start now.

a london borough has a reform council now are u taking the piss