Matt Holden

@SteveXQZ @emrsnkennedy @iBattlePromo I haven’t watched a battle in about 6 months and I gotta say that this has renewed my interest. Such a great setting and energy. Everything about it reminded me why I love battle rap

My battle with EK is out now!! @emrsnkennedy I really appreciate the creativity you bring every battle. This was a blast - shoutout @iBattlePromo youtu.be/q06nf6W-gHs?si…

@ericxmorrison @luvandhateindub Go fish 🐟 🐟 🐟!

let’s go hawks baby

@micro2thefuture Man, subtweeting is so played out, just tag @heinousblunder if you have something to say to him

Thinking of the guy at the gig last night standing beside me and when he tried to pull his phone to take a video of Still Fighting, he accidentally opened up his camera roll and it was all dick pics

I wanna light myself on fire anytime I walk into a grocery store

@heinousblunder I have traumatized many friends when I’ve tried to put this on. Everyone taps out 15 minutes in.

@heinousblunder When I saw you post a picture on IG of being at Juniors at 11AM, I was like “damn I hope Adam is doing okay”

@kokanee8pack @micro2thefuture Imagine if you knew how much you spent on the grant park vendor debit fee.

@WitchpoliceFM Predatory real estate practice. Putting these in mail boxes hoping to receive a call from someone who would have no idea what their house is worth and then low ball them

Denzel here is clearly running some kind of scam (he was dropping these in all the mailboxes on my street) but I can’t figure out what, exactly, the scam IS? Any ideas?

I won $25 on the Super Bowl, but then went to the digital roulette table and lost $60

@thatandycole @Bacon_Ranch_ @Palmquist88 Boom! Roasted

@Bacon_Ranch_ @Palmquist88 If anyone knows what they're talking about it's Hotshots Of Ontario, who gets a monthly bill for $8 to use this site everyone else uses for free

Rain. In February. In Winnipeg. The climate isn’t just changing. It’s changed.

Can’t wait for an F-150 enthusiast to see this and tell me that his tax dollars pay for bike lanes

For everyone one cyclist running a stop sign there is 10 white trucks with Jets plates nearly committing vehicular homicide

@PowerTriptxFan Did you have the literbox 3000?

@bigballs204 One took to it immediately; the other it had to grow on her

So it’s been 5 days and my cats haven’t even looked at the $600 robot litter box 😤

To be honest, the McRib was pretty fucking gross.

Playing two VLTs simultaneously in this economy is a flex

@TimebombPro @SanctuaryEvents @FungodJordan @ThrashJustice @arikcannon @SNRRKK @SJmoonwalkDDT @ConnorHopkins98 @NDSworldwide @damonspriggle @FRONTMANJAH @Joeleesun 🧐

🚨TIMEBOMB PRO: HERE TO STAY🚨 Saturday, March 9th - Fargo, ND @SanctuaryEvents - 18+ Door: 7PM Bell: 8PM ‼️LOW TICKET WARNING‼️ Single digit Ringside seats remain, balcony tables are SOLD OUT. Tickets available now at: timebombpro.com

@pretbarenteau Nice try, hacker

Hey guys I added you on my new Facebook

getting wasted and commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s facebook family christmas photos

@mylodachef @kokanee8pack I know I’m late here, but I’ve counted and dude has made 29 posts about it since 2016

@kokanee8pack That guys been looking for 5 years

Someone buy Jude’s drum kit I’m tired of seeing it for sale with it’s never ending fluctuating prices