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I’ll tell you one thing… (Tells you 57 things and never finishes the 1 thing)

My friend’s daughter is having a fundraiser today to raise money to go to Finland, and when I dropped off mac and cheese I saw a guy I went to HS with and didn’t get why he was there. I FORGOT HE WAS HER FATHER BECAUSE HE’S BEEN SO ABSENT FROM HER LIFE. 🙃

@luvblessingz Yes this is an issue, but blaming them for losing your job when you could go to the store and ask or just get a regular alarm clock is kind of funny lmao

so who’s gonna sue apple for the silent alarms thing? i’ve almost lost my job several times now

@Sayitpop Lmaoooo this bitch

Woman talked herself into a jail cell

If someone attacks your character instead of addressing what actually happened, it usually means the facts aren't in their favor

My fav part honestly is that one of them has been on surveillance apparently to prove someone’s husband is here (when my boyfriend is here obviously) and her mom runs an illegal daycare out of her home. Lmao like???? Bitch…be serious rn.

I know Becky’s ring camera is glitching and the group chat is HEATED right now lmao

My boyfriend’s neighbors are apparently all trying to be Gladys Kravits and keep trying to cause drama between him and other people, so I’m gonna remind them how fucking annnnnoying I can be. Noise ordinance at 10pm? Hope you like Cardi and Meg bumping til 9:59 bitches! 😏😘

@ramsthulani_ For what fucking song would she need them???

How come Adele never has any back up dancers?

@LASHYBILLS And it’s not like they were singing a rap song and ooops! They counted down to scream it together, then posted it privately because they knew it was wrong lmao like??? Idiots. And anyone defending them is a cuck.

Three students from the University of Tennessee Southern were exposed after a friend leaked a video of them yelling the N-word from a private Snapchat story.

@tufdave 😂😂😂

I’m just trying to graduate

"The baby you abOrtEd could've cured cancer." So could the women you kept in the kitchen, denied education, autonomy, and basic human rights. You didn't care about them either.

Going to start carrying around red and yellow flags and throwing them at people who start acting like assholes.

Never regret the love you give. It returns to you in another time, in another person, in other circumstances, but it always comes back to you.

stop leaving out the part of the story where u did that snake shit

Learned to react less because why go crazy to be understood

Crazy how some apologies are just people checking if they still have access to you

@bigcatNRG @hell_line0 I gotchu. What kind of smokes do- fuck it. I’ll make sure you got what you need inside.

You know who else was childfree? That’s right. Jesus Christ

@OrevaZSN I will absolutely do that, but I’m gonna be annoying and ask why over and over first 😭

I am dead serious when I say this: If anyone ever comes into your workplace and asks for a coworker’s shift times, do not tell them. You have no idea who is asking. I always say, “I’m sorry, but I’m not at liberty to disclose that information.” Protect your coworkers.

If I’m having a tough conversation with you, it’s because I want you in my life and want you to tighten up so I can keep you in it. I’m not attacking you