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@AmusedToDeath1 I think the funniest part of this whole discourse is that most grocery stores (at least near me) have a decent fresh bakery AND a whole aisle of different sliced sandwich breads

The thing everyone is missing in bread discourse is Americans just prefer the soft sliced sandwich loaf from the aisle regardless of the abundance of other bread

@i2cjak Well of course you’re confused, you’re not a vampire engineer

electrical engineer here! What the fuck!

@Loverism__ Source?

Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted. Babies don't want to be aborted.

@Dexerto If they launched this in the US, every eurobro on twitter would be posting essays on how stuff like this is actually illegal in their country

McDonald's unveil new “Grimace menu” featuring a Purple BBQ burger with purple cheese in Germany It also contains a Grimace Shake and purple cream cheese pie

@Raw_Combat_ Bro has clearly never seen the fury of a chihuahua

Picks a fight with the smallest guy he sees and gets floored

@Appraiser008 Disgusting. What’s the address so I can make sure to avoid ever going there? 👀

近日，日本大阪一间名为NokonoKo的酒吧，疑似推出一项特殊服务，女侍应直接口含牛奶，然后将其“吐”入顾客的咖啡中，其操作手法引发外界对食品卫生及营商道德的强烈质疑。

@dumbassghoul Idk if you can ever recover from that

dumbest shit i’ve ever done was date a man from florida

@Goy_Study @hoosierhavoc69 Wow way to be unnecessarily negative

@bigchobani @hoosierhavoc69 Its actually not that little

If I was a 5’4 blonde girl everyone would be tapping my shit on the daily #slut #whore

Code Red Zero Sugar exists

@Dexerto Everything I know about this creature is against my will

Streamer Asmongold says his diet mostly consists of beef jerky “I usually have breakfast and I eat beef jerky. And then during my stream, I usually eat more beef jerky. And then after my stream, I eat candy and then beef jerky. And then after that, I have Chipotle."

@AmericaReal3 Not true. If jizz on the manager you get a criminal charge

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@2dilly2dally I dunno man it would almost make it like a 4D experience during finding Nemo

Girl put that pussy away I’m trying to watch a film

@poo76252 Never thought of this combo before. Gunna have to do some research on it later today.

fika needs to be put AWAY when dva comes over to brigittes house #mekamechanic

@ayojoestar Thats why I practice with the homies. I already wanna fuck them so I’m getting exposure to flirting with real potential partners

FLIRTING is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like

@Oceanbreeze473 I added ground turkey into my rotation and life has never felt more vibrant

Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.

SOH CAH TOA ? more like soak ya toes in my mouth

@RedRum063345733 @Softnessa_ I dunno man I think she was actually a Russian spy or some shit

@bigchobani @Softnessa_ How in the fuck did the stars tell her you had a fucking heart defect? 😭

My son just yelled from his bedroom “mom what time was I born??” BOYYYY SHE A WITCH HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!

@nypost Oh so are we not supposed to care about our jobs anymore?

Fla. Taco Bell worker fires gun at three female customers after one tried to fill water cup with soda: cops trib.al/XK80sI0