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@stevenha75 Post physique you larping chud

hi! my name’s steven. typing this on my flight to sf. just graduated from umd last week. 3 days ago I decided I’d fly to SF because I wanna give startups a go. I’ll be in town for a work trial. crazy how fast things move. a few things about me: - graduated from umd w/ a few FAANG offers - scaled a crypto escrow to 1.5M ARR @ 13 - last internship: amazon leo (satellite devtools) - prev. director of eng. @ hack4impact-umd. OSS for nonprofits (140+ eng., 15+ microsoft eng., 1M+ users) - into running + powerlifting (sbd: 405, 295, 405) couch surfing for the month while I do a work trial. dms open to hack, tour offices, or party

@stevenha75 I DONT CARE SHUT UPPPPPP HOLY FUCK

None of you are self-aware. You are howling narcissists. This woman starts this video off by listing her personality type, attachment style, horoscope, as if borrowed categories add up to a self. You think about yourselves too much and have mistaken it for introspection.

Coworker just followed me on tiktok and this is the last thing i reposted

i have realized that the ideal startup composition is a jewish founder, indian cto, chinese founding engineer, a white designer and a gay seed fund investor with questionable ties to the white house

27-year old men in America are having to make a difficult decision

I've noticed that tech guys are getting tattoos and earrings in order to camouflage themselves as people

I know people in tech who are literally never sober. Caffeine to wake up, adderall to work, weed to talk to dumb people, liquor to talk to hot people, ecstasy to party, micro-dose LSD to come up with app ideas, full dose LSD to never want to come up with app ideas again…

gang this bitch rlly had sex w me then stole my fucking vape

this was the original ch*ndian meetup

@SpaceKoala It's kind of funny that the reason that snake oil was a scam was that it didn't actually have any snake oil in it.

need me a baddie to recreate this picture

i'm using this on my next situationship

Contrarian take: San Francisco, despite the tragic ratio, is actually a great place to meet women if you’re a single straight dude who can hold a basic conversation. Your competition is gay men and guys who think eye contact is a DDoS attack.

one good girl is worth a thousand GPUs

I’m sorry, Portland has the best looking Airport in the country and it’s not even close.

I love when couples really understand the concept of growing and building together. It’s beautiful

fuck dude wish i was in beijing with elon musk trump and Xi. talking business discussing ai and shit. real boss moves. must be a movie

Can tell these Russian guys know the anti-drone drill well (and it worked)