Big Joe Po

@AKrutsinger @OhioTate Throwing hard is not how you get strikes, especially when your arm is already aching

@bigjoepo @OhioTate This is nerd stuff. They just need to throw harder.

Vibes have hit an all time low. Someone’s arm is going to fall off.

@kellykeegs Kelly Keegs in Orlando twenty minutes from my house?! So close yet so far 😍😭

Everybody is wishing drama on the Mets, but Lindor and Soto is a non-story

The Mets subreddit is calling Jorge Polanco Jo Po and I feel like this is going to make for a lot of interesting screenshots in my camera roll

Being on a zoom call and my internet going out means I didn't get to see Carson Benge's home run and now I can't get any streams to load on 5G 😡

@TonyMetroMLB New season, new Mets killer. There's always one.

Cool so I don’t want to ever see Brandon Lowe again

Paul Skenes may kill Oneil Cruz

@RearAdBsBlog I legit pull this article up regularly and then proceed to be stupid and not do it. I think it's time I go for it.

I run this one back every once in a while…if you have a beloved old lid that needs a cleaning, here ya go…

@TBob53 I live in Orlando and have an annual pass, so now I gotta spend the next week roaming around Disney parks trying to run into T-Bob

ABOUT TO LOCK INTO HAPPINESS FOR 7 DAYS STRAIGHT

@KFCBarstool @BarstoolHPU Kevin just fyi you’ve been misspelling the hashtag this whole time

@AlyssaRose @HowieRose @Mets I think someone broke into my apartment and started cutting onions 😭😭 40th anniversary of the 1986 team. #WinItForHowie #PutItInTheBooks

. @HowieRose @Mets

Maxx Crosby's agent:

@Acyn "if Iran had 10 nuclear weapons" = "If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike" You can't say we "obliterated" their nuclear program and take a victory lap, then a year later pretend like they magically put it back together like humpty dumpty

Graham: You worry about gasoline prices??? Let me tell you what the world would be like if Iran had 10 nuclear weapons. We would be miserable.

@barstoolsports Maybe I'm just biased as a fan of a team that's had Lindor, Reyes, and Ordoñez play SS this century, but this just seems like a normal play to me 🤷🏼‍♂️

BOBBY WITT HAVE YOURSELF A NIGHT

@davidhogg111 No they only told their family and friends so they could make money on prediction markets

Did we even tell the gulf countries that host US bases before we started bombing Iran?

@EllohimeTwitch Exactly! Due process and respecting the law = good Abducting people at random, having a callous disregard for the constitution, and shooting american citizens on the street = bad

Most people have no issue with deporting illegal alien criminals. The normie American didn’t opposed previous administrations attempting to do so. The issue is this administration has decided to leap frog people’s constitutional rights while not adhering to standard operating procedures to do so. It isn’t ’fuck ICE’ specifically. The sentiment is closer to ‘fuck anyone or any entity bypassing constitution protections’ which happens to be what ICE is doing, emphatically. If you want to deport people, go for it, but use proper channels and adhere to standard operating procedures while respecting the constitution. Warrantless unidentifiable smash and grabs (especially at courthouses for immigrants doing the right thing and showing up for their court dates) just isn’t it. It’s that simple.

@TBob53 Up until a few years ago, my father still used his old PriceCostco card. The photo on it was so old that if I walked in with his card and they looked at it, they just assumed it was me.

I have been a Costco member for a decade You and I are not the same

@TomislavMikula Best $1000 I ever spent

A car salesman charges a $1,995 markup on a Toyota RAV4. A RAV4. One of the highest-volume vehicles in America. Then he called my customers "sheep" for paying me $1,000 to save them time energy and money. $1,000 to save thousands = sheep. $1,995 for nothing = good customer.

@OhioTate What time is the club kicking you out or are they letting you go all night?

Retracted.