Michael “Big Mike” Whitmore IV

Any tips on dealing with the fact that ex loml will very likely marry another man? (2 years ago, never dated btw) #LANK #please - Michael

@millefreda I only ever had NMDs but let’s fucking do this.

It might be time to bring these back

Burners with less than 300 followers tweeting

@Shaynagillis As someone who studied abroad, couldn’t agree more. - Mike

Idk all these men studying abroad feels a little feminine to me

@akshayyburner That sounds expensive. Good tunes, nonetheless. I hope you get plenty of puh. - Mike

Larping so hard to this chick rn. Taking her on a date to a Kali Uchis concert now 🤦‍♂️ (I don’t know who tf that is)

@Shaynagillis I’m sorry. Fraternally, - Mike

Sorry if you sign your tweets with ur burner name I have no respect for u

@GerryGSpotS Like idk how being gay works but they seem to be doing it right/normally

@GerryGSpotS These fellas do not make me uncomfortable to be honest

Oh nah #shrink

Small burners is there any better feeling than this

@dystro030 Yes, you got me. I’m sorry. I wish i could be in touse and shotgun. - Mike

@bigmikebuckhead U jealous

@iheartcamward #expand all ghost flavors to be honest

A very overlooked flavor IMO

people who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one

YOU HAVE ONE LIFE. SPEND IT ALL ABUSING STIMULANTS

@wolfpack2469 Highly dependent on pants. I dabble, and I like what this fella has going on. However, I recently had the misfortune of coming across ripped jeans + letters + flops, which is one of the biggest #shrinks probably ever. - Mike

Flops with pants #shrink or #expand

@wardamnbilly Good tunes - Mike

Top songs of all time dox I’m seeing a trend here

@GunnarMcGale Most definitely expand if you like the fruity stuff. If you’re importing, I’d recommend snusme.com. Get a few of the fellas to pitch into the order and shipping pays for itself.

@bigmikebuckhead Mike, I appreciate the diversity here. Looking to invest into some Pablo’s, shrink or expand ?

End of semester pouch recap. #expand all of these but Velo and Zyn minis

@GunnarMcGale What a coincidence! That was my first thought upon meeting him. He’s from Ohio and likes to send videos shotgunning to the study abroad GroupMe with 200 randoms 😎

@bigmikebuckhead Hey Mike, now this is not shocking news to me as these kids do blow! Typical northern “ senders” who get ferda and sendy every weekend 🤙🤙

Sometimes I wish I didn’t go to Clemson. Greek life actually blows 20% of student enrollment. No greek row #help

@GunnarMcGale Flick itself is harmless. But I agree. On the 2030 page is an egregious look. - Mike

“Yo post up on the stairs real quick with our borgs for a flick” yeah shrink whatever this is. #nobid