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@fxgoldmtg I see this all the time in casual play. It's just not quick enough for anything above casual.

Why is nobody playing this dude? 🥲 #mtgstandard

@wildstwawberry The hate these two cards get is unreal. Instead of complaining about green's only real ramp option in the meta, start demanding White and Black getting their own versions of ramp. Make Dark Ritual legal in standard at least.

Here’s a skill test for Magic players: Point to the low mana cost creature that when left unchecked can ramp your opponent into a near-unstoppable mana advantage!

@tart_afterdark Then why have the game at all? Any card can become that "removal or lose" card. Ban Cub, the new "removal or lose" becomes Earthbender's Ascension or Llanowar Elves. Where do we stop?

@bigmtadventure ‘removal checks’ are game pieces that shouldn’t exist. Cards that might as well read ‘remove or lose’ shouldn’t exist.

As expected. Sadly the speed at which a standard deck has to operate and the hostile environment the badgermole and izzet decks create that results into a miserable player experience is not something they care about :/ magic.wizards.com/en/news/announ…

@trueSDVC @Ashlizzlle_ It's not a real clear power outlier. It needs other mana source producers to benefit from it. It's useless by itself. Hence why people pair it with Llanowar Elfs, which people want that banned too. Sorry you lost to a Cub deck a few times. It happens, get over it.

@bigmtadventure @Ashlizzlle_ 'Just draw the out' is not an argument against clear power outliers

@Ashlizzlle_ That's the fault of Wizards changing Standard lifecycle and trying to make cards for both Standard and Commander. Plus Wizards pumping out more sets than ever. It's not the result of one card. If you remove that card, you will blame another card. Put the blame where it should.

@bigmtadventure the issue is that every functional deck needs to have the perfect answer at the right time or you get buried immediately, that is the definition of a hostile environment

@ThatGuyFromHS @yonann There’s more info missing. I bet she had extra debt that she isn’t mentioning. The guy has the right idea and a reasonable boundary.

@yonann Dave: "Don't ever take on debt for any reason." Also Dave: "If you don't take on $90,000 of someone else's debt, you should die alone." These goddamn Boomers, man. They are genuinely the worst.

Dave Ramsey tells a nurse to dump her boyfriend after he refuses to propose until she pays off $90K in debt Caller: "I’m a 26 year old nurse with $90K in student loans. My boyfriend makes $250K a year, but he won’t propose until I’m completely debt free" Dave: "Dump him. He’s making you prove your worth based on money. You’re having to buy your way into this relationship" "The No. 1 cause of divorce in North America today is money fights and money problems and guess what this is? This is a money fight"

@nichegamer Robert Garcia as a new Mr. Karate makes this interesting.

Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves DLC character Mr. Karate was announced! The original Art of Fighting boss returns with his big ol' tengu mask and his incomprehensible fighting skills~

@OndrejStrasky Cub, a card that is lucky to get one full turn before it gets removed from play by the hundreds of removals in standard. Such a waste of a ban.

I'm hoping for Standard bans in the next window. I'd pick these three cards. Llanowar Elves could be Badgermole Cub. How about you?

@MBrewlab Oh please, I am lucky enough to be able to keep my Cub on the board for a full turn to get any use out of it. Such a nothing burger.

I forgot to mention this POS

How to fix Standard 101 : BAN the following cards today! Return to a 2 year rotation! Easy as pie...

@d00mwake bUt BaDgErMoLe CuB

chat we're cooked

@wavintheredflag Paperwork is pretty killer on your time and health though.

What tf do these niggas do all day. Like they dont have art, they dont fuck each other, do they have tv?? wtf are you doing for 950 years? Paperwork, murder, and sitting in a big chair? Aint no way that takes up enough time

@FairyIchika Good morning

Good morning(🍓 σ,, ᴗ,,σ)っ

@raqisright $4K sounds reasonable when you know her lawyers are going to hand you a contract to sign that will mainly benefit her company and can limit your future (NDAs, non-competes, content oversight, etc.).

When a billionaire’s daughter says you’re “out of budget” Girl, pls

@Doomerzoomer lol at the comments. It's obvious people have never had dealt with contracting beyond personal rent/loans. $4K is nothing to ask for when you know Phoebe has lawyers who will make the contract benefit mainly her company, which can come with NDAs and exclusivity. $4K is insurance.

@WhiteMageJen Si

well, Are you?

@CavernOnHumans Target my own Badgermole Cub before my opponent does to allow me to proc my landfall cards. Fun

EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!?! PATH TO EXILE HAS ENTERED STANDARD (functionally similar).

@ConnerHursh Target my own Badgermole Cub before my enemy does, get landfall procs.

@DoomerCoomer Sounds like every Otter Deck I play against. They act like they're performing some integrate plan, but I know they're just going to pop my Badgermole Cub to give their 1 Otter a Prowess proc.

WHY DOES EVERYONE TAKE FOUR FUCKING HOURS TO DO ONE THING IN ARENA YOUR DECK ISN'T THAT COMPLICATED YOU'RE GONNA DO FUCKING REMOVAL WIPE THE FUCKING CRUST FROM YOUR PHONE AND DO IT YOU FUCKING RETARD

@GamewithDave I also remember nesticle