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Hey, @7NewsAustralia , @DailyMail, @smh why didn’t you report about this? Did Rupert Murdoch say no? I’m sure @MichaelWestBiz @crikey_news and @NoticerNews will. That’s where the real Australian news is.

@Microinteracti1 And if US fighters are the only things in the air, then Iran dont have to worry about hitting friendly fighters.

The F-35 was supposed to be unkillable. That was the whole point. Lockheed Martin spent thirty years and four hundred billion dollars, the most expensive weapons programme in human history, building an aircraft that the enemy simply could not see. Not on radar. Not on infrared. Not on anything. The F-35 was not just a fighter jet. It was a theological statement. America’s way of saying: we have moved beyond the reach of your missiles, your sensors, and your prayers. Iran apparently didn’t get the memo. Somewhere over Iranian airspace on March 19, 2026, an IRST system, infrared search and track, the kind of sensor your grandmother could probably explain, looked up, found the F-35, and locked on. Not because Iranian engineers are geniuses. Because the F-35, it turns out, is extremely hot. All that engine. All that thrust. All that carefully sculpted stealth geometry, and the bloody thing glows like a kettle. The heat signature data Iran now holds is not just embarrassing. It is a gift that keeps giving. To Moscow. To Beijing. To every procurement ministry on the planet that has been quietly wondering whether to spend the money on systems designed to kill this aircraft. The answer, as of this week, is yes. And here is the bit that should really worry the Pentagon. You can patch software. You can redesign coatings. You cannot reprogramme a pilot’s brain. Every F-35 driver who takes off from here on knows, actually knows, that someone down there might be able to see them. That changes everything about how they fly. Caution replaces aggression. Hesitation replaces instinct. Four hundred billion dollars. And in the end, it was done in by a heat sensor. Tremendous. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@GlobalReportNow Even if the jet made it safely back, not only did it have to do an emergency landing, it also confirms it was hit. The stealth fighter is not stealth any more! That is more damning that claiming the pilot made it back safely! Iran shot one, they can shoot another.

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US F-35 damaged by suspected Iranian fire makes emergency landing. U.S. F-35 jet made an emergency landing in the Middle East after being hit by suspected Iranian fire during a mission over Iran. The jet landed safely and the pilot is stable, but the incident is under investigation. - CNN Report

@ShaykhSulaiman Ok but where was the boom?! That was like a firework just fizzling out as it hit the ground.

WOW!!! THIS CRAZY Iranian missile just hit Haifa

Now you know why they've covered the entire perimeter in tarps at RAF Fairford. 👇 They don't want you to see THIS: the massive piles of 2,000lb bombs being loaded onto US bombers for Iran strikes. Keir Starmer is complicit in war crimes (again).

BREAKING🚨 the anti-Iran government protesters who rammed the Iranian soccer team in Australia release their own video inside the truck where they swear at police. Were they arrested? Why isn’t the media reporting this?

@Adeoti81254355 @jacksonhinklle Cant wait for someone to make an updated version with the "it's up his sleeve" gag!

@jacksonhinklle C

🚨🇮🇱 Wait, Netanyahu might actually be dead...

@Justpriincee @jacksonhinklle Netanyahu doing more magic tricks. Hint: It's up his sleeve! x.com/ctahan/status/…

@jacksonhinklle Can someone please tell me what I couldn't see there

@TwingyTwangy @Malcolm_Pal9 You think anyone noticed?

@bigo93 @Malcolm_Pal9

“We are in shock… the children are very scared,” said an Israeli🇮🇱 woman after Iranian🇮🇷 strikes hit a location near her in Tel Aviv. Remember: Israeli settlers🇮🇱 were paying to watch the same suffering of Gazans🇵🇸 and mocking them for crying.

@angertab Trump: Give us your uranium! Iran: OK if you can ensure it leads to peace Trump: Syke, I'm gonna bomb you starting with a young girls school!

You are a retard if you blame this war on anyone but Iran.

@HustleBitch_ If you cant get into your own car, how will car thieves? 🤣

🚨 TOYOTA JUST MADE A CAR KEY SO CONFUSING… DEALERSHIPS HAVE TO TRAIN PEOPLE HOW TO UNLOCK THEIR DOOR A full-grown adult has to explain how to unlock a car door using the new Toyota card key. The key card literally has instructions printed on it. Angle the card. Find the “right spot.” Try again. Like you’re diffusing a bomb. Even he can’t get it on the first try: “Not working… not working right.” Now people will be standing outside their own car… waving a card around hoping it works. How did Toyota just make a car key WORSE?

@PressTV WTF! The police did fuck all to protect the Iranian players! They let 2 or more car with these Iranian extremists to taunt and attack the coach! Why did the Australian police allow this to happen?!

Watch as deranged pro-Pahlavi monarchists terrorize Iranian female footballers in Australia, ramming their car into the athletes' bus multiple times despite the police escort. Follow Press TV on Telegram: t.me/PressTV

Israel targets a British journalist in Lebanon. The BBC: “Missile lands next to presenter” Pathetic even by its own incredibly low standards.

@EylonALevy Note that Gazans did not have this luxury! Neither the early warnings nor the shelters!

The majority of Israel’s population just got an emergency alert on their phones to prepare to seek shelter. That’s over six million people—men, women, children—ordered to drop everything and run. An Iranian ballistic missile is on its way.

⚠️ Are you fucking kidding me… £8.50 for a Screwball ice cream

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