oof

I really thought if I got an alt I'd have a lot of things to say

i got a non binary plug named greninja

Dumb take. Absolutely dumb take. PHM is not a good enough book or movie to get this mad about but they're missing the POINT

Do you ever see an amazing tweet that literally no one else in your life would understand

Please attach resume , cover letter, and video (.mp4, .mov, .mov) of you begging for this job

it’s genuinely that damn phone

I have a scheme to hijack the free little library infrastructure in my neighborhood and fill it with good books

Sorry for acting weird and off putting, i only did that because I am both of those things

🗣️

asking my boss if i can go play outside

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

David Foster Wallace:

Who up feeling a little peculiar

this too shall turn into a whole thing

The bene gesserit:

bulbasaur stuns on the oscars red carpet