Paul Koster

@AuntSassyAss A Wanted 'dead or alive' poster like in the Old West

Donald wants his face on money. What's a better idea to put his face on?

Please tell me this is true. @RonFilipkowski

Me, just now: "The 8 of Cubes is broken."

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it.

Lovers of music, vote Democrat in November.

@LucasSa56947288 JD doing his Don Corleone impression?

Here’s Donald Trump chairing at a national security meeting at the White House right now. What you see?

@dreamingtoo2 @SoloMomoftwo @MaryLTrump Check Trump's weekend itinerary that the WH released yesterday (as they do EVERY day). It has 'personal time' scheduled BOTH days at his NJ golf club.

@SoloMomoftwo @MaryLTrump He is in DC

Can't wait to hear what the family-values crowd has to say about the fact that Donald isn't going to his own son's wedding bc he needs to--spend the weekend at his golf club.

@JoJoFromJerz @Acyn I'd wager 20$.

@Acyn Ten bucks he goes golfing.

Trump: While I very much wanted to be with my son, Don Jr., and the newest member of the Trump Family, his soon to be wife, Bettina, circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so. I feel it is important for me to remain in Washington, D.C., at the White House during this important period of time.

20$ says he gets photographed on a golf course.

@pasimmo @thedaywar90 Like "Make America Great Again"?

I cannot believe that COSTCO, a family store where there are many children with their parents would allow this POS wear that shirt in the store. I will be contacting COSTCO CORPORATE later today. I know we, in the USA 🇺🇸, have freedom of speech but not hate speech or these kind of statements when in a public place. President Donald J. Trump should take action.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 We don't want him back; he's all yours now.

This douchelord, a Canadian Citizen not U.S., just got approval to build a data center bigger than Washington D.C. in rural Utah. It will use 2.5 times the amount of energy the whole state uses and be powered by the same natural gas generators that Elon is using to f*ck up the environment in Memphis. The amount of investment dollars in A.I. is giving these guys an unlimited amount of power in a resource grab like we have never seen. Data Centers don't create jobs, they use tons of water and ruin the environment with gas generators, they tax the existing power grid and we're subsidizing them with our unaffordable electricity bills. And we're making douchelords like Kevin O'Leary extremely rich. Politicians need to step up, learn to say no and stop this madness.

@ritaromanosalt Still here 4 days later

deleting in 10 hours, but whoever likes & says hi, i’ll send a nudie in ur dms

@hum_beparwaah @Variety I'd like to see you follow her experience exactly and see how you hold up after a 10 hour shoot constantly eating.

@Variety Most actors fear emotional breakdown scenes. Kristen was fighting for survival against Take 17 of mashed potatoes. Different kind of Oscar campaign. 😭

Kristen Stewart says constantly eating food in her #Cannes comedy "Full Phil" was the "hardest part of the job." "There was no way around it. We only did very long takes, so there was no spit-bucketing. There were no cutting points. Every once and a while, I would be like, 'I have to [stop].'" wp.me/pc8uak-1lHhm4

@luxemiaa He could have asked if Mia wanted to share. Courtesy.

I went on a date and ordered a salad and fries. That was my meal. The waiter wrote it down and moved on to him. He asked, “Does the club sandwich come with fries?” The waiter said yes. He said, “Great, I’ll have the club.” Then he looked at the waiter and said, “And you can cancel her fries.” My fries. The fries I had specifically ordered for myself. Canceled without discussion, as if he had full legal authority over my potato decisions. I just sat there staring at him. This man had known me for maybe 20 minutes and was already editing my order. I asked why he did that. He said, “You can just have some of mine.” That was not the point. First of all, I wanted my own fries. Second, I do not want to negotiate over side dishes with a man I barely know. And.,......

@ksorbs Just another movie you couldn't even get hired as a gopher for.

You could have paid me to tank this movie and I wouldn’t have thought of this.

@silent_v @ksorbs @CretanTommy AND FICTIONAL.

Before you get too worked up, realize that HoT and Achilles are minor characters in the Odyssey. Helen of Troy has returned to Sparta and is sought by Odysseus’ son for news of his father. Achilles, already dead at the start of the epic, is a spirit in the underworld who asks Ulysses for news of his own father and his son. Nothing in the Odyssey relies on Helen being beautiful or Achilles being masculine.

@mjfree That'll be easy to counterfeit; all the serial numbers are 2024 and 4547.

This is not a joke. The President of the United States posted this. Thoughts?

@MeidasTouch Gosh, who could have seen this coming (from Mars)?

Yikes: Trump’s rushed overhaul of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is reportedly behind schedule and already showing serious problems. According to internal Interior Department documents obtained by The New York Times, workers have discovered bubbles and small holes in the waterproof coating, along with uneven application of the bright “American flag blue” paint Trump personally selected. And it gets worse... nytimes.com/2026/05/12/us/…

@AntiquarianMuse Can it be tomorrow?

@Judianna Kitten!

I’m thinking snail. 🐌