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We need to be logical about this and hear SARS’ side of the story The tears of all these men don’t move me at all De ath to all false accusers

The end is near.

With 3 artists define your music taste.

once again, i cannot 180k to learn tailoring under you and you literally think i’d pick up broom and mop to clean your shop. you must be mad.

At my age, the only way I’m getting beaten by a gorilla is if I’m outnumbered. One on one, as dem dey use ice packs to massage my eyes, dem go dey stitch the gorilla back together. If God wan come catch am make e no sabi fight. 🙂🙂.

So he can isolate me from my family and start beating my ass? Fuck no

Giving a goat salt and maize might make it stop bleating (making noise)temporarily 😏. And no, I’m not saying you should use this information to ‘borrow’ your neighbor’s goat 🏃‍♂️

Life is spiritual. Anyone who says otherwise has simply not experienced it. There was a house we used to live in when I was younger. The landlords had goats but not just ordinary goats. Even as a child, I knew something about them was different. They behaved… strangely. When they gave birth, it was almost like humans. They didn’t run when you approached them. No fear. No panic. Even if you chased them with a stick, they would just look at you… and walk away calmly. It was unsettling. One morning, very early, a man we all called Baba NEPA was rushing to travel. In his hurry, he met one of those goats lying on the path. He made noise. The goat didn’t move. He tried to scare it. Nothing. Out of anger, he kicked the goat. That same day, Baba NEPA was involved in an accident. And the leg he used to kick that goat? That was the leg that broke. He stayed in the hospital for months. And even after that, he never walked the same again. Call it coincidence if you like. But some of us know better.

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