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@MusiqCityWalls This didn’t happen

White Man Next To Me: *taps me* “Good Seats Huh?” Me: sure. White: Yea, your first time? Me: first time what? White: Flying First Class? Me: not at all. White: really.. you seem uncomfortable. Me: 🤨no im fine. White: what do you do? Me: I mind my business. *Blank Stare*

@NotAvgLiberal You missed the fact you’re retarded

This mother fucker was never shot. He raped children, His wife fucked Epstein, He started a war to distract from the fact… He’s all over the Epstein Files. And he’s Guilty as Fuck. Did I miss anything?

@daviddunn177 I’m not

We told you not to vote for him in 2016. We told you not to vote for him in 2020. We told you not to vote for him in 2024. And now you’re angry that we were right.

@brockm And you are………??

If Trump orders the release of nuclear ordinance on Iran, and it happens, I will support the public hangings of every person in the chain of command that carries it out. Down to the pilot flying the bomber.

@RepSwalwell Get bent, FangFang

The President must be removed. If Congress is too cowardly to do it, his own Cabinet must.

Imagine being Iranian leadership and seeing the President of the United States shit talk you with the Easter Bunny as his hype man😭🤣

@BarryOnHere 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂the most cheated-on woman on the planet

Still together 50 years later. No scandals. No cheating. No drama. Just pure love.

🚨 LMAO! Trump to kids at the Easter Egg Roll: “I could sign autographs for you guys, and then tonight, you could sell them for $25,000 on eBay!” 🤣 “Biden would use the AUTOPEN... he was incapable of signing his name, so they'd follow him around with this big machine. You know what it was called? AN AUTOPEN!” 😂🔥

@RodKahx You’ll be a US territory soon…… be patient

A republican president said Praise be to Allah on Easter Sunday and his cult didn't flinch.

@JohnWight1 @SonyaParkes What’s the hypotenuse of pedophilia and throwing gays off buildings?

The civilisation that invented algebra is currently doing battle with the one that invented the hamburger. This is all you need to know.

@oliver_h3nry @atrupar SoyBoy says what?

@atrupar It's funny. I find the appearance of these people completely acceptable. I find people who don red MAGA hats to be morally reprehensible. Oh well 🤷

Donald Trump just posted a video of Somali people enjoying the Mall of America to the soundtrack of “Mad World” because he is a bigoted POS

@andres20ad @TigreElefante You are fucking retarded.

@TigreElefante En realidad, Cuba está mal por el bloqueo inhumano de los EEUU. Eso lo sabe cualquier persona con criterio, menos un imbécil de derecha.

¿Saben por qué en China acabaron con la pobreza, no hay delincuencia, crecen económicamente más que cualquier otro país, el 90% posee casa propia, y tienen el sistema de salud universal más grande del planeta? PORQUE HACE 80 AÑOS NO LOS GOBIERNA LA DERECHA.

@MHTruthUltra You’ve gone full retard

Jesus was a brown man born in Palestine. There are no white people in the Bible. Happy Easter.

@B1TuckerCarlson You’re still black

I found my favorite Charlie Kirk meme 🧎🏿‍♀️

@JamieBonkiewicz You’re a ghey retard

He was a racist podcaster

@dcpetterson @just_another_jo Fuck Merrick Garland

@just_another_jo Obama tried that, with Merrick Garland. McConnell wouldn't even allow hearings, knowing that Garland would have sailed through almost unanimously.

Rumor has it Justice Alito will retire at the end of this SCOTUS term (i.e., sometime this summer). So Trump will have appointed 4 of the 9 Justices. If you'd have elected Clinton in '16 and Harris in '24, by this fall there'd be 7 liberal Justices on the Court. Fuck you all.

Boomers on Facebook getting duped by AI slop

Notice how the white bird doesn’t know how to steal but the black bird does

Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from the kitchen.