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not to invalidate the experiences of any fish but i’ve never had a problem with air???

@lispenardlife Prescribed ssris this Michaelmas #slay

Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

I'm not a burned out former gifted kid. I'm a former gifted kid who locked tf in and obtained his rightful station as a downwardly mobile bohemian intellectual.

@timothyj0y @KRUZZZZY @spamdepaper

@spamdepaper This is why she left you

she must be no mans land the way im falling head over heels just for a little bit more of her

@lispenardlife Noooooo

god was with them in the studio

all my friends by lcd soundsystem is the best song of all time

Daily Mail discovers existence of Cambridge:

When the first outing of the year is feeling like quitting bc everyone looks like they’re at a funeral and not a sport they enjoy

Soft launching being a bereavement baby on my ig story

@lispenardlife Uncomfortable is actually mad it’s the best thing ever

SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE????

@lispenardlife Remember when he dressed up as a Smurf and took someone home looking like that x

@lispenardlife Boohoo I used you for a pair of heels ONCE no I don’t want to continue shopping there x

Boyfriends ex coming back to ox in a week and then I have to see her every single day and from the day I met her two years ago I thought she was prettier than me I feel so sick

@lispenardlife Girls get close to 21 and desperately want to settle down bc all I can think about is how badly I want to be a wife

ONE THIRD THROUGHHHHH

I can’t wait to be a wife I can’t wait for boy girl apartment but not in a fascist way. I am more clever than my boyfriend and I make sure he knows it x

Craziest thing about grief is that I always thought there’d be letters waiting for me at 18 or 21 or when I got married but there’s nothing and she’s gone forever