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It’s hard to roast someone online bc it makes you look way too mad when you’re tryna be funny

My ranch will have the house at the highest point with a large, cleared green space around it. This will allow the roof mounted belt-fed to work well.

I was in a pinch and bought Walmart choccos. These are actually good. The Choco design is already so fried that being from Walmart doesn’t make it worse.

A little bit of milk prevents the black coffee breath way better than it should

TV’s are the only thing that’s become cheaper and better over the last 50 years

Why do cerveza drinkers think a cerveza is the right beer for every occasion.

This has to be bait

Brother

I hate when a guy buys an Omega and assumes he is now Bond. You are fat and have no motion. You couldn’t crack a peanut.

Unfortunately anodized aluminum is always > cerakote

What if your mom wants to visit?

Do you get fined for peeing near a flock camera

Life when you work on a computer at home

@MrColdEmail The V8 Aston isn’t paying anyone back. Larps buy the V8 db11 a few years old bc cause they depreciate like rocks and can be serviced by any Benz dealer. Real rich dudes buy the V12 or a new one and eat the 60% depreciation on a 250k+ car.

@MrColdEmail We also gonna talk about the chics he’d post? This guy scraped the bottom of the barrel & tried to flex it

@MrColdEmail Everyone should’ve known by looking at him. Skinny fat she-male

100+ miles on the bike every week made my running significantly worse

I can’t do zone 2 cardio only zone 3. Who can stay engaged cycling at 8mph

The issue isn’t that working out is hard. It’s fitting it in AND making sure you’re in a good state. The weights do not move well & the cardio sucks after 12hrs on the computer with no food water or movement.

Memorize people’s phone numbers. Sometimes you need to call on them without your phone. (I was locked out of my apartment building after a run)