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@Meowsical912 @EricLDaugh Doesn’t have a uterus but he is a cunt

@EricLDaugh No, he can't go on parental leave. He didn't give birth. JD Vance doesn't have a uterus! Who does he think he is? If he tries to go home, Trump should drag his sorry ass back to work! Isn't that what you MAGA skanks said about Pete Buttigieg?

🚨 LMFAO! JD Vance says he told Karoline Leavitt he's ONLY filling in as press secretary for the day on "ONE CONDITION": "When Usha has our baby in July that SHE would be Vice President for a couple of weeks!" Fair deal 😂🔥

@EricLDaugh He’s such a comedian isn’t he 😂😂

@EricLDaugh Well she’d do a better job than him that’s for sure.

@antmiddleton @X A gambling grift hilarious stunt by the Dog of Dubai

That’s us setting off from Everest base camp for our summit push this evening (20th May) at 11pm local Nepalese time (NPT). I will also be doing an @X live at around 11pm just before we set off through the Khumbu Icefall to camp 1, where I’ll be starting the stop watch in front of you all to see how long it’s take to get to the summit of Mount Everest. I’ll give live updates along the way where possible but you tell me… How many days will it take me and my son to go from Everest basecamp to the Summit? @Polymarket have the odds, check them out… x.com/polymarket/sta…

@JesseBWatters Spin those markets 😂😂

🚨 BREAKING: IRAN HAS JUST STARTED HANDING OUT GUNS… TO CHILDREN! 🚨 Is Iran READY to SIGN A TREATY? OR are they GETTING READY FOR WAR?!? POTUS JUST ORDERED THE PENTAGON TO PREPARE FOR BOMBING… AT A “MOMENT’S NOTICE” 💣 🔥🔥

@MAGAVoice You are always in tears - maybe you need therapy

Im in tears. President Trump, in the heat personally checks on workers to see if they are doing okay: “You doing okay fellas” I LOVE THIS ❤️

@seanhannity Markets are about to drop again so he needs more lies to maintain the grift 👍

LOCKED & LOADED: Trump Says Iran Strike Was Just ‘An Hour Away’ Before Middle East Leaders Stepped In hannity.com/media-room/loc…

They start a war with Iran, can't win it and then tell everyone "Europe needs the Strait of Hormuz more than we do. Let them board a ship. This is their war, not ours." What a bunch of fucking idiotic losers. THIS IS THE USA'S WAR.

Breaking: The Trump administration has forever banned the IRS from auditing the taxes of Trump, his family members, and his companies.

@AndySaxon78 Must be difficult to keep track of such a miniature asset.

As head of security for Tommy Robinson, I have the responsibility of directing 35 close protection professionals, making sure they are equipped and advised with the best intel, right down to the smallest of details to secure him in the best way humanly possible. Making sure he can get from A to B safely. We act as a physical barrier between Tommy and threats. It's not for the faint hearted, we face constant danger from lots of variables (endless list) however, We get the job done and done well...

@EricTrump @JDVance Anyone who believes this is retarded - they all have their hands in the till. #trumpcrimefamily

Thanks @JDVance. The media is so dishonest… President Trump’s investment holdings are maintained exclusively in fully discretionary accounts managed by independent third-party financial institutions. These institutions have sole and exclusive authority over all investment decisions, including asset allocation, trading, rebalancing, and portfolio management. Investments are executed and allocated through automated, model-based portfolios and direct indexing strategies administered entirely by those firms. Neither President Trump, his family, nor The Trump Organization has any role in selecting, directing, approving, influencing or soliciting specific investments. They receive no advance notice of trades, cannot alter or override the managers’ strategies or models, and provide no input regarding investment decisions or portfolio operations. This structure was intentionally designed to maintain a clear separation between President Trump and the independent third-party investment managers overseeing the accounts and avoid even the appearance of any conflict of interest.

@nicksortor Hmm not going to Kentucky Nick - wonder why 😂😂😂

From everything I’m hearing out of Kentucky, this Massie versus Gallrein race is INSANELY close. Literally a coin-toss. Wow.

@realDonaldTrump You know more about fraud than anyone in history. Pity the poor American !

Horrible Congressman Thomas Massie put out an old Endorsement, from many years ago, of him by me long before I found out that he was the Worst Congressman in the History of our Country. I endorsed Ed Gallrein, a true American Patriot, which Massie knows full well, so the statement that he put out is fraudulent, just like HE is fraudulent. WITHDRAW YOUR FAKE STATEMENT, MASSIE, RIGHT NOW! President DONALD J. TRUMP

@MargoMartin47 @realDonaldTrump He must have got the idea from the 7ft aliens with the lizard like tails

President @realDonaldTrump gives the press a look into the White House ballroom construction 🇺🇸 “This is all my money and donors money. This is tax free.”

@MargoMartin47 @realDonaldTrump

@19Malano57 @nicksortor The Whitehouse is playing you mate - while they all spin the markets

🚨 WOW! President Trump just revealed he was an HOUR AWAY from authorizing full-scale strikes on Iran, before Qatar and Saudi Arabia asked him to hold fire "We were ALL SET to go." "It would have been happening right now.. The ships are all loaded. They're loaded to the BRIM, and we're all set to start."

@Nawtabot1970 @19Malano57 @nicksortor Spin those markets

@19Malano57 @nicksortor TACO Tuesday

@19Malano57 @nicksortor Who the folks in the Whitehouse - the world agrees with you

@TRothell62855 @WhiteHouse @VP The US will eat itself 🙏🙏🙏

@WhiteHouse @VP Meanwhile the REAL issue is coming and Iran is watching us drive ourselves right off the fucking cliff

"As the President has said ad nauseam... Iran CANNOT have a nuclear weapon." - @VP JD Vance 🇺🇸