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The funniest part about the western right is that they're the ones unironically causing the "Downfall of Western Civilisation" every single day
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i sustained a brain injury on 1/20/2025 and i'm gonna be real i'm better but some stuff still makes me wonder if i'm actually in a different reality or dead and in hell
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Anyone who votes no on this probably should not be an elected official.
Democrats Deliver@DemzDeliver
🚨 Democrats introduce bill requiring members of Congress to take cognitive impairment tests.
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No no you don’t understand, we simply have to fire Tom Pelissero and Stephania Bell in order to produce the Pat McAfee album
Pat McAfee@PatMcAfeeShow
For as long as I can remember my mere existence has made people hate my guts.. I’ve been writing songs about it for 20yrs & it’s time to let them aht.. A LOT of headlines & narratives.. if I was to die, I’d like my kids to know exactly who their dad is. 🗣🗣 AUGUST 14TH, 2026
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@FootballCravee "Totally Biased"
"Kill Whitey"
"That's Racist!"
"First Take Offense"
"Race Card Roundtable"
"Three Mics and a Grievance"
"Race to the Bottom"
"The Grievance Zone"
"The Race-Bait Audible"
"Why Ain't Nobody Listening"
"Short-lived"
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.....unless you are an ICE agent.
Sean Parnell@SeanParnellASW
Reminder—if you kill Americans: We will HUNT YOU DOWN without apology and without hesitation — AND WE WILL KILL YOU.
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@MySportsUpdate @AndrewMarchand His social media rant bout how this is racism is gonna drag out so long man lol
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@2kgrinders2 @William34545694 @mattyaintshit No just a vastly superior broncos defense 😂. Gtfo of here Allen ain’t fucking Oklahoma drilling opposing QBs to win games. How does football work again?
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@bijanmusterdson @William34545694 @mattyaintshit Didn’t Josh fumbled the ball right before halftime against the Broncos playin against Bo nix? Lol no Lamar nor his nemesis Mahomes and couldn’t get pass Bo fucking Nix😩🤣🤣🤣🤣 but he’s sooo great
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Incredible how this and a 4 turnover game get pushed under the rug lmao
MayeIsKing@MayeIsKing_
division on the line
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@BarryMcOnHere @mattyaintshit No cause when it comes the buffalo ONLY people will only talk about the embarrassment. This literally was a nonconference game in December. Like wtf are these ravens fans grasping at. Going to be genuinely so funny when Lamar “gets hurt” 8 weeks into the season cause they’re 2-6
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@mattyaintshit Remember when he went into Jacksonville and led his team to victory against a superior Jaguars team in the Wild Card Round?
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@BinxTalksBoston @mattyaintshit No it’s just that yall didn’t play anyone so it all came out when you finally had to and got embarrassed. Also I don’t see Maye getting shit I just feel like the pats weren’t there yet as a team.
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@mattyaintshit Somehow Maye gets shit on for making the Superbowl though lmfao
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@2kgrinders2 @William34545694 @mattyaintshit Lamar threw a fucking six inch meatball sub straight to Taylor rapp what r u talking about. Also DAMAR FUCKING HAMLIN forced a fumble on him. Lamar had 2 turnovers that game all on his own.
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@William34545694 @mattyaintshit Yes he caused Andrews to fumble the ball in the 2nd half durin the comeback. Forgot all JA turnovers jus get deemed as “arm punts” now
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@buffaloboy7817 @mattyaintshit When he is ACTUALLY a fucking Super Bowl winning head coach. Ravens fans are complete fucking delusional fuckwits it’s so so so so so tiring. Maybe when your qb wins 2 fucking games in a row in the playoffs will I give him and noise. Until then they need to stfu
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@buffaloboy7817 @mattyaintshit Who fucking cares it was a nonconference game late in the season. The bills lost the division this year because of their head coach that CONTINUED to underperform when the team needed him. Lamar gets to play “oo I got a new coach and he was the problem”…
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@mattyaintshit You do know the bills broncos game is the most talked about part of the offseason right?
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@mattyaintshit NFL Twitter quite literally talks about nothing else lol
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@retrousopp @Janson2323 @mattyaintshit No the point is this is a non conference game late in the season. Claiming this throw or GAME had any impact or relevance into the type of qb that Josh Allen is, is mental retardation. Are you a retard?
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@Janson2323 @mattyaintshit The point is it isnt being talked about to the same degree that his peers are. He’s not on a different tier than everyone else and yet he’s talked about as if nobody is competing on his level. They even were saying “ignore his turnovers”
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@mattyaintshit Everyone on NFL Twitter all day every day: here are clips of Josh Allen failing. Man I never get sick watching these
Also everyone on NFL Twitter: why do people push Josh Allen’s failures under the rug?
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@mattyaintshit Your qb lost his division to Aaron Rodgers and all y’all talked about was firing the coach lmao
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