Bilal Sami

I worked on this crazy show at Imagine Documentaries for 3 years. 8 countries, 6 episodes and a bunch of friendships later, the series is here. I couldn’t be more proud. It will premiere on 23rd of March on @DisneyPlus @hulu and @NatGeo. Here’s our official trailer! #DavidBlaine

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@PicturesFoIder Perfect loop exists

This was an earlier poem. Years later when he and Alys went to live among the Palestinian resistance in Beirut, he wrote many others in honor of their bravery and steadfastness in the face of unspeakable brutality. #FaizAhmedFaiz #Palestine #Resist

.@RishiSunak @Jeremy_Hunt @AndrewmitchMP it's time for climate action. The £11.6bn climate finance pledge must be kept to protect our global future. Show us the plan to make it happen by 2026. #WheresThePlan

Criminally under-rated tweet

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@omair78 The first scene looks like its trying to copy from Snowpiercer (the movie).

Maula Jatt vibes anyone?

Belatedly sharing this hilarious but true tip - and smart thread.

@YasserHashmi Pin it on you know who!

Chances are high she’ll repeat it in front of grandma. Should I man up and admit my fault OR Try and pin it on my wife who has a sharper temper and saltier tongue and was the self acknowledged source of my son’s expletives when he was a toddler?

Hmmm… crazy motorcycle guy riding with his phone pressed to his ear with his shoulder came straight onto the main road causing me to brake violently to avoid running him over. Unfortunately I yelled an expletive which I can now hear my daughter practicing under her breath.

Defining Hindustan Through Raag 🧵 1/ This is the racy iconic Bollywood song "Tu cheez badi hai mast mast". It might not look very classical, but the melody is based in the Hindustani classical music system using Raag Bhimpalasi... youtube.com/watch?v=ozOj_F…

🧵 Raag Bhairavi & the Essence of Hindustan 🎶 1/ This is the Bollywood song "Tu Hindu Banega na Musalman Banega" written by Sahir Ludhianvi and composed by N Datta for the classic anti-communal film Dhool ka Phool (1959) youtube.com/watch?v=fgNa41…

@MaryamShKhan I don't think there's an actual dignified way of doing what he's doing.

I'm happy for the working class people who got paid for their labor. But I wish our elite could learn more dignified ways of doing this. They're just so gross.

@arifanoor72 Those are some mighty fine tights. I already feel better. Not sure about what though.

Bureaucrats are the best motivational speakers

I asked ChatGPT to explain Pakistan's economic problems, in the style of Oscar Wilde. We won't need anymore op-eds.

2022 Highlights Part 1 instagram.com/p/Cm47GCOLzjN/…