Bill Crounse
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Bill Crounse
@billcrounse
Politics. Improv comedy.
Los Angeles, California Katılım Temmuz 2009
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How to make Thursday Night Football better:
-No punting allowed
-3 points for a first down
-The Bears are actual bears
-1 player on each team has a taser
-Refs are drunk
-Play the game in a hockey rink
-Use good teams
-Fans are allowed on the field
-Bees everywhere
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@goldengateblond She is bad ass and could take Jim Jordan and tie him into a pretzel in seconds
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One of the greatest things I’ve seen in a long time is the video of Speaker Pelosi calmly talking on the phone to Vice President Pence during the insurrection while simultaneously peeling open a Slim Jim with her teeth.
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'I'm gonna punch him out and I'm gonna go to jail and I'm gonna be happy' well said, Speaker Pelosi.
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Speaker Pelosi when she heard Trump might come to the Capitol on January 6: “I’m gonna punch him out, I’m gonna go to jail, and I’m gonna be happy.”
Acyn@Acyn
Pelosi’s response to hearing Trump might march to the Capitol is definitely worth watching
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@BrianKarem He has a terrible golf swing that he has to navigate around that giant tub of fat
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Rest easy America. War? Economy? Climate? Racism? Insurrection?
No worries. DT is the best presidential golfer ever. Rejoice! He’ll even sell you some golf balls!
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@chambleebrandel Phil is an embarrassment. Not only has he humiliated himself but also the game of golf.
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Phil’s comments are about as accurate as his final tee shot at the 2006 US Open… but at least that was an honest mistake. He reminds me of a Pravda journalist accusing others of lies and saying he’s on the right side of history.
James Colgan@jamescolgan26
Phil Mickelson LIV victory lap highlights: "I firmly believe I'm on the winning side of how things are going to evolve and shape in the coming years for professional golf." "I see LIV Golf trending upwards, I see the PGA Tour trending downwards and I love the side that I'm on."
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As you process the latest revelations in today's @January6thCmte hearing, never forget that every Republican opposed any investigation of that day's events whatsoever.
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@isaacstanbecker @Senate_Fund Glad to see Thiel supporting another loser. Trump. Masters. JD. Awesome use of his dirty money.
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NEWS- Peter Thiel has told people he's planning to go it alone and put up to $5 million more behind Blake Masters in Arizona after McConnell-linked
@Senate_Fund told him it couldn't find matching funds washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/…
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We just voted unanimously to subpoena Donald Trump to testify UNDER OATH.
Democracy demands it.
History deserves it.
#January6thCommitteeHearings
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Donald Trump is as guilty as sin itself, testimony or no testimony. He is one of the great villains of American history, joined in the rogues gallery by his enablers as well as the cowards who refused to speak out against him. #January6thCommittee
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For the very first time in 76 years of wasted life, Trump is having his ass handed to him.
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It’s crucial for Democrats to keep control of the House so the @January6thCmte can continue. VOTE on November 8th! #January6Hearings
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Take 7 minutes to watch House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and others respond to the Capitol insurrection in previously unseen footage.
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@ACoupleOkooks Thanks for posting. It’s all about turn out. VOTE!!!!!
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Remember, the J6 Committee has a whole other wing of their investigation focused just on the members of Congress who participated in January 6.
We're not hearing about it today -- but it's all coming out after the midterms on November 8.
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