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When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

I can feel her rage 😭

This has made me laugh so much

we don’t talk enough about how horses got people teeth

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

this might sound weird but i absolutely LOVE when i can smell someone’s laundry outside. lol

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

At a weed store you can say, " I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker cake?"

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

hot take: sexual education should include pleasure, consent, and hygiene for everyone, not just “don’t get pregnant.”

do u think the moon was happy to see another girl up there

this is my version of an egot

why does no one care that diplo is a rapist lmao

Sometimes I just remember that I’m actually so fucking cool and then everything feels a little better !!!!

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It's literally the whole world against MAGA

MAGA went from “teachers should be required to carry guns” to “carrying a gun makes you a criminal” in record time

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be an aloof wife, quietly steering a campaign from behind the scenes