Dr. Billy Canada

@SmashJT I' honestly shocked it wasn't a trans flag.

MELTDOWN: Ubisoft Dev LOSES IT Over a Waving Flag! WATCH: youtu.be/sZxFuEiOKgg

New standards just dropped for camera angles in women's sports:

@trumplicans2024 Boston. I'll never forget the drummer's hair.

Name the band...

@SirBylHolte Do you feel lucky, punk?

The 10 Greatest Movie Catchphrases Of All Time: 1. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. 2. I’m your huckleberry. 3. Get away from her you bitch! 4. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! 5. Here’s looking at you, kid. 6. We’re gonna need a bigger boat. 7. Say hello to my little friend! 8. You can’t handle the truth! 9. Houston, we have a problem. 10. May the Force be with you. What are your favorites?

‼️NEW -- The European Broadcasting Union has released their final report "Raising the Bar: guidelines for respectful media coverage" and outlines angles that should not be used in sports reporting.

@GamewithDave I ran it 20 years ago. It is still running.

Did this ever work?

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

In 1989 we were on a winter warfare exercise. Blackout conditions. Dude was eating "beans and weiners" and started gagging "I'm dying!". They put a flashlight on him His food was crawling. NASTY. Sad thing is the stores people knew the food expired but gave it to us anyway. He had his stomach pumped and served another 25 years in the regiment.

So you want to make sure your crate of MREs is safe to eat? Here's your tool to check the red target TTI on the outside of the box! The darker the center, the more heat stress (downrange or desert) it has seen. I'm a giver. You're welcome.

@PopBase Will Wheaton approves

International Non-Binary People’s Day

@BrianRoemmele its camera was pointing down at its own treadmarks

NASA's Mars rover Curiosity spotted "honeycomb" structures on Mars.

@wtfcetialpha5 Ah, Six of Nine.

@Grummz Howdy folks!

So they finally admitted that X has a problem with followers (mutuals in this case) seeing posts from those who they follow. It only took about a year. Better late than never. Hello mutuals!

@catturd2 Coming up next: Veterinarians preparing for cash cow as retarded liberal women bring their pets in for gender affirming surgeries. Chopping off breasts and fashioning phalluses out of their leg flesh will bring in the $$$ and lead to happier home lives for the pets.

She’s batshit crazy and miserable.

@wtfcetialpha5 Like any life form, a bureaucracy's primary mission is to reproduce.

Another day of toiling in the Science Mines for Uncle Sam. Remember, children: There are 2 types of people in every organization. The ones who focus on the mission (like yours truly), and those who focus on the minutiae of the organization (they are filthy).

@shelbystardust How does it make you feel knowing that the only reason anyone in this threat is talking to you is because of your massive knockers?

FUCK ICE and fuck you if you support this roving band of murdering thugs hunting innocent people down in the streets

@MuseumCommodore I was just using that a week ago

Are you old enough to remember the Commodore 64 READY prompt?

@iBotB1 Elaine has man hands!

The Seinfeld Griffith Show

@Love_Thy_Hood Walking Dead: Trans A woman's tits become zombified.

Walking Dead spin off where guy has a stroke and only half of his body becomes a zombie.

@AmazingPopPod "MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!"

What’s the first thing you think of when you see Sam Kinison?