Billy Parker

Seat neighbor on the flight to Cabo is watching 12 Years a Slave. Ok!

Beach Boys at Riot Fest. I’d throw no shade if they had the Wilsons via AI up there.

6yo today heard Daft Punk’s “One More Time” on the radio: “Can we change it? The singer’s WiFi isn’t working so good.”

6yo wakes up and comes down to me listening to Cat Power. “I feel like I’m still asleep.”

I love when there’s men in your family and their only email is their work email

@AnneMarieK youtu.be/u3S6_NtxARY?si… Jack would like to weigh in.

@MichaelWTracey Librarians?

These teachers, janitors, crossing guards, cafeteria workers.. they’ve had it too good for too long.

There is no energy like a group of people starting to become friends and making jokes with each other for the first time

@ringer Socko1word

What was your AIM screen name?

Can we get something with Aimee Lou Wood and Sally Hawkins in the works?

@LangmanVince Box office thud

Describe the ending scene of the new Snow White movie in three words or less 👇

@146reads1 Happy birthday, JodiLyn!

My heart burst when a class of 8 graders I’ve been working w since they’ve been in 6 grade called me in to sing Happy Birthday to me & presented me w a gift basket! My eyes almost started leaking! It’s been the best 27 anniversary of my 29 birthday 🎂 ever!

How many other people walking past me also have the Yellowjackets theme playing in their head on a loop

Whenever my wife comes home from a work trip, she reacts to me like Mrs. McAllister reuniting with Kevin. “But then who put that laundry away?”

@harvilla This episode serves as pry that listening to someone talk about why they love music (the anonymous questioner about the photograph on the dashboard) is immensely more interesting than why someone doesn’t (the guest)

e44 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE ‘90S is on R.E.M.’s immortal “NIGHTSWIMMING,” the “layla” of its time, the generator of instant aching nostalgia, the inspirer of countless open-mic-night fiascos, and the testament to the radness of mike mills theringer.com/2021/9/29/2269…

Reading the new R.E.M. book to fill in the gaps left from Unseen Power of the Picket Fence

@seanmichaelhart @PruCenter They’re terrified of it. 📖

Seriously @PruCenter . I can't bring in a Kindle into the arena? Are you afraid I'm going to read? Not a great fan experience at all

@harvilla Inspired this to be the week to introduce my 5yo to rap

e3 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on 50 cent's "IN DA CLUB" and celebrates one of the meanest dudes who has ever lived open.spotify.com/episode/4hpsmi…

Find myself thinking about the waves goodbye on snl but it’s just the intro to Baby I’m Amazed

@thebreeders @saltshedchicago Still glowing from this show. How about an amps and imperial teen anniversary bill in two years?

Pod + Last Splash shows kick off tonight @saltshedchicago. Limited amount of Steve Albini tees at merch, with all profits going to his wife, Heather. #thankyoustevealbini Posters by The Bird Machine also available - 1st 30 signed by band. All tix at bit.ly/BreedersTour