Me again

@BashyMc1 And 10 more years

Who the hell is Michael Shields?

@ceaser1341030 @SueSuezep @Bebs1000 Why is Ireland in with the British sheep?

@Bebs1000 Restore Britain all the way.

Bloody hell! Reform is really a family!! Ben Delo likes my posts. Zia likes my posts. Chris Rose likes my posts! I am on the right side! Join our family! Join Reform!

@thecityshack I'm so happy for you

On holiday again and it’s just Manchester City shirts everywhere! There’s Liverpool shirts knocking about as well but I’ve not seen a single Manchester United shirt. I’ve seen more Bolton shirts than Manchester United 😂

@Matt_Pinner Step over him

You are arriving home, and every person you ever dated is sitting on your door step. What do you do?

@itvnews I read that as live cocking show

Gregg Wallace announces TikTok 12-hour live cooking show itv.com/news/2026-04-0…

@dom_lucre Christ on a bike

🔥🚨VIRAL NOW: This man stood on at the top of the Westminster Bridge in London to represent Christianity.

Have to get up early tomorrow morning to get a good pew in church because it's going to be bursting at the seams with all the far right Christians getting their easter message

@CountBinface A twat

What is the collective noun for a group of c***s?

@IPhillips79 My favourite carry on film

Carry On Up The Khyber - Sir Sidney & Lady Ruff-Diamond meet the Khasi of Kalabar (1968) Opening scene of the classic Carry On film. The Ruff-Diamonds 😂Sid James & Joan Sims brilliant as usual (Joan in her very best Carry On role IMO) as well as the rest of the vintage cast.

@jomickane Veteran? We are not veterans we are ex forces we are not American and I side with the legally elected PM of our country and not with the raving lunatic across the Atlantic

A message to President Trump from a British Veteran. "The UK didnt let you down , Starmer did" 90% of Veterans hate Starmer as do most of the British people

@RaggedTP Absolute legend

This got Dennis Skinner kicked out of the House of Commons for one day. For Cameron though, the 'Dodgy Dave' label has stuck for 10 years... particularly after his tax arrangements were exposed in the Panama Papers and his $10 Million profit from the Greensill scam came to light.

@GyllKing @SueSuezep Wtf is he on about?

This Tufton Street proto fascist cunt is saying Manchester is on the brink because the posh woke identitarians are whipping up the sectarian Islamists. No one used to talk like this in public until a kiddy fiddler bought a social media platform.

@StickToCricket @BumbleCricket Test cricket

Which format of cricket do you love the most? 👀

@MirrorFootball Why?

NEW: Man Utd have 'turned down' a proposal from Ajax for Manuel Ugarte 🇺🇾❌ Transfer updates ⤵️ mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

@DailyMirror Put some clothes on?

Met Office warns people living in 8 UK areas to do one thing before leaving home mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b…

@BBCNews When did we become American? Homicide?

London homicides at 11-year low, Met Police says bbc.in/4qIAJdq

@MENnewsdesk Go shoplifting in woolworths must be one of them

Ten things you used to be able to do in Manchester but can't anymore manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/nostalgia…

@StretfordPaddck Hurry up Harry come on

Edging closer to full fitness 💪 #MUFC

@BBCNews Fuckin pirates

Satellite image shows first Venezuela-linked tanker seized by US is now off Texas bbc.in/3N0IQU5

@dipsMUFC Goals and points

What do you all want for Christmas?