Bill Weeden

@USBornNRaised @Timodc It has been absolutely proven to be genuine.

@Timodc Its fake and you fell for it. This is embarrassing.

Stupidest shit i have ever read in my life. Veep writers would’ve rejected this plot pitch.

@Timodc Impeachment is a necessity or the 25th amendment. This dude is losing it like never before.

@hissgoescobra @julieroginsky Brava, Julie! Jennings should have been canned months ago. CNN looks bad whenever he opens his mouth.

@julieroginsky Very good.

I think Scott Jennings is extra hurt because this is going pretty viral tonight. saltypolitics.substack.com/p/im-probably-…

@kari_tacoma @lorindagu1 @TIME He should be happy they "disappeared his hair." His hair i/s ugly beyond description. This cover is flattering.

@lorindagu1 @TIME That’s flattering to you?

The living Israeli hostages held in Gaza have been freed under the first phase of Donald Trump's peace plan, alongside a Palestinian prisoner release. The deal may become a signature achievement of Trump's second term, and it could mark a strategic turning point for the Middle East time.com/7325156/trump-…

trump’s ear went from being “hurt,” AKA ketchup packets squoze onto it during the “assassination attempt,” to being totally fine the day after, to needing a Kotex strapped onto it for the whole RNC, to being totally fine again, to needing a bandage again today. What is this shit.

'They Looked Like Illegals!' Bartiromo Tells Lara Trump Strange Tale Of Tattooed Democrats With Clipboard At Food Truck mediaite.com/a/veqxu via @mediaite

@l8nightghouls @SophiaCacciola @MichaelJEpstein It was a blast!

EPISODE 26! The audio to our exclusive CFF livecast panel is now streaming on your favorite podcast platforms! We talked to the stars and filmmakers of The Once and Future Smash (@SophiaCacciola @MichaelJEpstein @billyweeds Neal Jones, and Michael St Michaels)

BREAKING: The Cuban restaurant in Miami that hosted Donald Trump’s post-arraignment campaign stop is hit with devastating news as its longtime Cuban customers launch a boycott against it for hosting “a criminal who endangered our national security.” But it gets even better… The leaders of the boycott blasted Trump, declaring that, “It’s not as if he was charged with breaking a dish in the White House. He was charged with putting the national security of the United States in danger.” One of the leaders, who migrated to Miami from Cuba to flee Castro’s regime, declared that the restaurant hosting Trump was “an insult to the country that took us in.” Another longtime Cuban regular of the restaurant, Versailles restaurant in Little Havana, declared, “I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to go back there again. Trump is not just a regular politician. He’s a criminal It was all for show and it was a betrayal. He claims to be anti-communist, but in every other way, he’s a wannabe dictator.” Another Cuban regular took aim at Trump and his supporters, declaring that, “Trump’s supporters look like they’re possessed. We’ve seen these ‘rallies’ before. Fidel Castro did it.” Please retweet and ❤️ if you support this boycott — and consider investing in Tribel, a “woke” new Twitter competitor that is currently doing a round of equity crowdfunding and just blew past $1.3 million raised from 3,400 of its users. If you want to own a small piece of what is quickly becoming the “next big thing” in social media, here is the link to do so, wefunder.com/Tribel. You can invest as little as $100 — or as much as you’d like. Here’s the link to download the new Tribel app that Elon Musk is so afraid of: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb

@SpeakerMcCarthy It’s you who wasted time.

I just got off the phone with the president a bit ago. After he wasted time and refused to negotiate for months, we've come to an agreement in principle that is worthy of the American people. I'll deliver a statement at 9:10pm ET. Watch here: speaker.gov/live/

@SteveSchmidtSES I guess Michael Moore and Joe Scarborough are dangerous fools, then.

"Anyone who says Donald Trump can’t be elected President isn’t just a fool, but a dangerous one. The race is just getting started. It’s going to twist and turn in a lot of directions that very few people in the media are talking about." bit.ly/3WnnxfZ

Resign.

Even more damning for CNN. "Many audience members at CNN’s town hall with former President Donald Trump on Wednesday were “disgusted” and “bewildered” by the spectacle, but were told to be respectful and not to boo, according to a report." mediaite.com/a/fwvxj via @mediaite

Here is a sociopath.

@Addison_Binek Awesome!

This is my current inventory of Movies to Watch on a Rainy Afternoon DVD’s. I sold one of each yesterday at five bucks apiece, and if anybody is interested, I’ll offer the same deal to you! I’m so glad this show I’ve been doing since 2011 is still finding new fans!

@Captaincartoon2 @Addison_Binek Would be totally awesome!

@billyweeds @Addison_Binek You’re an expert on denim, Do you see that trend making a boomarang comeback for 2024?

Magnum Opus red wagon toys still available! ebay.com/itm/3347455139…

@Captaincartoon2 @Addison_Binek Sure hope so!

@Addison_Binek You now ripped jeans are gonna be all the rage soon wink wink right @billyweeds ?

@krassenstein Handcuffs or bust!!!

BREAKING: As everyone awaits the Trump arrest, it appears that he will be indicted tomorrow, but according to the Dailymail the actual arraignment (court proceedings) will not take place until next week. “Trump will be finger printed and have a mug shot taken.” Regardless of the timing, which there still seems to be some uncertainty about, Trump will be the first former president to EVER be charged with a crime.

@JoJoFromJerz Drunk

What’s the first word (or words) which come to mind when you see Steve Bannon?

As Donald Trump starts campaigning again, I have a message for the media: do not air his rallies. Don’t promote his events. Don’t give him free coverage. Don’t amplify his lies. The moment you start doing so, you give Trump exactly what he wants & put democracy in greater danger.