Blunt Trauma

@RGIII How's that ligament doing buddy?

We took your game.

@insiderJmoney @NHL Now do assists

@NHL Matthew Schaefer has more goals this season than Hutson has career goals lol

10th goal of the year for Mr. Hutson! 🔟

It's those fuckin 5g towers

@Houseofyogi @DHSgov @HiltonHotels Every day, people like you remind me of how proud I am of my education system.

@DHSgov @HiltonHotels so federal agents, carrying out the law, can now be banned from public properties from staying. dangerous precedent by hilton. you can't just choose to deny service unless terms and conditions are being broken. go ban bookings for paid protestors...

NO ROOM AT THE INN! @HiltonHotels has launched a coordinated campaign in Minneapolis to REFUSE service to DHS law enforcement. When officers attempted to book rooms using official government emails and rates, Hilton Hotels maliciously CANCELLED their reservations. This is UNACCEPTABLE. Why is Hilton Hotels siding with murderers and rapists to deliberately undermine and impede DHS law enforcement from their mission to enforce our nation’s immigration laws?

@ICEgov @HiltonHotels " If y'all don't own up to this, I won't be takin' my stinky, inbred family to your properties no more! "

Hey @HiltonHotels — why did your team in Minneapolis cancel our federal law enforcement officer and agents' reservations?

ITS OVER. THE NFL GOES THROUGH NEW ENGLAND AGAIN! THE REAL DYNASTY IS BACK! THIS IS OUR LEAGUE!!! #NEPats

All fun and games until the zamboni needs an oil change every 1/2 flood

@aubrey_huff I tried this at my local dive bar and got charged with criminal harassment. Thanks a lot Aubrey

Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, “And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she’s drinking.” Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you’re a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants. Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked. When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you’re writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, “Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I’ll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I’m headed to.” Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar. This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you’ll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

@TheRealDevon @BayAreaEmo Clueless comment

@BayAreaEmo Dan Schulman on the Sportsnet broadcast is so much worse. He calls Dodger home runs like they ruined a parlay he put his life savings into

Someone please do a side by side cutup of every Joe Davis dodger home run call vs every blue jays home run call. This is insane work and I won’t stay silent. I miss Buck

@yorobbie132 @PDProdigy13 @TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli Bruh are you 12? Use your words. At least try and explain to me why you think that, because otherwise people are just going to think you're plain retarded. I'm trying to help you out here.

@billzbacker @PDProdigy13 @TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli Ok since your brain doesn’t function, Cooley is a much better player than Slaf. hope this helps

Hi @FrankieBorrelli Heineman is a good player indeed! Having said that, Noah Dobson, is a very good big RH dman. You have to pay to get. Btw, nothing is guaranteed with Picks 16 & 17. Maybe they pan out, maybe they don’t ….

@yorobbie132 @PDProdigy13 @TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli Completely dodged my question, so I'm assuming you agree with me that he was the best available player. Don't give me the situational bullshit. This isn't the fucking NFL. Imagine the Blackhawks picking Reinbacher over Bedard because "they needed a 2nd pairing D"

@billzbacker @PDProdigy13 @TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli Habs desperately need a 2C… there was a pretty damn good one 2 picks later A player making $3M could match slaf’s production

@y0ub1gmad @hunters174 @JomboyMedia Right. Go blue yays.

Ernie Clement was hit by pitch from Camilo Doval and had a few words to say about it

@XxplainB @TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli "On pace" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli We got a first line player on pace for 41 goals for a guy who playing less than Hutson and Matheson, I don’t think you needed to pay for this player

@yorobbie132 @PDProdigy13 @TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli So the real question is who would YOU have taken with that pick? Take a look at the recently signed NHL contracts. Do you really believe they're paying him too much money?

@PDProdigy13 @TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli they hating but u right slaf only plays top line because management picked him way too high and paid him way too much money and they don't want it to look even worse than it already has

@PDProdigy13 @TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli So much hate on Slaf just because he was better than everyone else born in 2004.

@TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli Heineman will be better than slaf.

@Trabm224 @NFL_DovKleiman False, look it up again

@NFL_DovKleiman When are people going to realize the NFL is rigged l? It’s a entertainment company not a sports company look it up

Yikes: Vikings TE TJ Hockenson says the refs on the field told him he scored a touchdown but NY went over their head. “New York can't call in and say that it's not a catch when every other ref out there says it is” People are starting to realize…😶

Beyond words. We have the worst manager in all of baseball.

@Sid_Seixeiro Keep going Sid, one of these a day for the next 3 years and Breakfast Television might call back

The Montreal Canadiens are a fantastic organization.

@Blue2Ballers @itsfrankietee @hunters174 @JomboyMedia I said "my bad" to this guy once right after I fucked his sister. Do you think I felt bad?

@itsfrankietee @hunters174 @billzbacker @JomboyMedia What is there to gain by doing that? They’re down 5-1 in an elimination game. He even said my bad. This is such a weak take. The ball slipped. Move on. Blue Jays won the game and that’s all it was.

@Blue2Ballers @itsfrankietee @hunters174 @JomboyMedia Emotions, my guy. The exact same things Aaron Judge left at home when he was three and never bothered going back to get them. Go Blue Jays. We'll make sure Vladdy pays the child support he owes you guys for giving it to you raw for 4 games.