Dan Usher

Attending the stand up while standing up. #morning

Not to brag, but I bought Project Hail Mary yesterday and have restrained myself from pressing play for more than 24 hours.

@fairfaxparks Thanks for the rapid response and adjustment in language! You all rock!

@binarybrewery Hi, Thank you for bringing this to our attention. The webpage is now updated. fairfaxcounty.gov/parks/athletic…

@fairfaxparks quick question for you but for the field status page, it seems to indicate the specific fields are closed are listed, and then any other gress field is open if not listed. Is that correct?

Project Hail Mary hit streaming today! Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! 👎🏻 👎🏻 amzn.to/4diaHsf

The Library of Congress Summer Movies on the Lawn lineup is out! 🍿 July 9 - Clueless 🍿 July 16 - Rocky 🍿 July 23 - Back to the Future 🍿 July 30 - A League of Their Own 🍿 Aug. 6 -Apollo 13 newsroom.loc.gov/news/annual-su…

Welcome back coach! Ted Lasso returns August 5 on @AppleTV!

XChat seems to be x DMs in a separate app. Is there more that I’m not tracking to?

To be the Navy sailor that gets to sit in Integrity and look out the window while they rig up the front porch to extract the astronauts... broadcast on international television. "👋 Hi Mom!"

Friendly Reminder: March is Procrastination Awareness Month.

What is one thing that is bringing you joy right now?

Who watches Artemis astronauts sleep, question.

10-SEED VIRGINIA TAKES DOWN 2-SEED IOWA 😱 The Cavaliers are Sweet 16 bound for the first time since 2000‼️

Olivier Rioux’s height had him in shock 🤣 #MarchMadness

The RAF cake experiment... "When Royal Air Force pilots discovered chocolate-coated marshmallow teacakes expanded at high altitudes, they became “the subject of some rather unscientific in-flight experiments” in the 1950s. ⁠ Air crews removed their silver foil packaging and perched them around the cabin for observation: The marshmallows swelled as pressure changed. Eventually, they became too big to eat in one bite. ⁠ ⁠ Many noted that, despite the extreme physical effects, the expansion didn’t compromise the taste. ⁠ ⁠ But the expanding teacakes’ fame was short-lived. After a period of marshmallow fever aboard the V-Bombers departing from Gaydon air base, an explosion put a stop to the fun. ⁠ ⁠ During the summer of 1965, a captain and student pilot forgot they had placed unwrapped teacakes above their instrument panels. When the captain pulled an emergency depressurizing switch during a training mission, the treats erupted. ⁠ ⁠ Shards of chocolate and marshmallow hit the windshield, flight controls, and the men’s uniforms. Shortly thereafter, the RAF put marshmallows on their no-fly list*." ℹ️Dull Men Sharing (*BTW the ban was lifted in 2025)

Never forget this thrilling comeback win for @UVAMensHoops to send them to the 2019 Final Four 🤯

ABSOLUTELY GOLDEN 🌟 #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics (via @nba_paint)

NBC is prohibiting the NHL from posting Olympic clips so they're MS paint animating them. Pretty dope, actually.

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch. Yeti never complains.

STRONG MESSAGING about the seriousness of the cold and wind on Saturday from the National Weather Service. Power outages possible. Longest period with subzero wind chills in 30+ years. A good day to stay inside, or bundle up big time if you have to be outside. Posted 1105p Friday