Christina 🛸👩🏻‍⚕️🇲🇽

@ShoheIsKing @MLB @Feinsand Benny the Jet Rodriguez from Sandlot = first crush. Live/work in LA part time since 2018. Easier with Dodgers being NL and Astros being AL. Plus I don’t care who gets mad about it. I support both until they play their annual series and then it’s H-Town vs Everyone.

No, The LA Dodgers weren’t honoring a long-standing tradition by going to the bulldozed White House, they were humanizing, legitimizing and flattering an immoral racist pedophile rapist war criminal felon who hates their city and state. That is what they stand for. Shame on them.

Exciting inning! Great Astros baseball being played

The depth of cravenness by Mark Walters of the @Dodgers is stunning. But a thought occurred to me, so I checked. And yes: "U.S. prosecutors and the SEC are investigating Mark Walter's insurance companies and Guggenheim Partners for possible financial improprieties." -- USA Today

Of course KkKershaw flew his happy fat ass to the WH to kiss Trumpets ass and give one last F you to the fans who don’t support this fascist in office.

Some of yall dummies wanna trade Yordan Alvarez instead of building around him? Stop watching baseball lol. That man is holding this franchise together. #ChaseTheFight

We’re gonna find out in a few years that little things like this were leaked deliberately to generate action on polymarket, kalshi, and the betting apps. Not even a veneer of integrity to anything anymore

@SleeperAstros C! But not as the primary 1B.

Hypothetical scenario: If the Astros decide to sell at the trade deadline, what are you doing? A. Trade Isaac Paredes B. Keep Isaac Paredes C. Trade Christian Walker and extend E-Sock as your primary 1B 💰 D. Trade Both Christian Walker and E-Sock

Good thing my garlic powder is from 2018 😌

It’s time for him to retire. Or at the very least accept that he is a 7-9 hitter now.

Wth is Joe’s stupid ass clapping for lol…

Beef Neck Gusto! Haha.

I hate that Lucas is gonna get optioned once Brice Matthews comes off the IL 🥲😭. He’s the one who should be in AAA. Right along with Cam Smith.

@CodifyBaseball He blew his ball out?!?

Joshua Kuroda-Grauer in yesterday's game: 👉 hit his first big league home run 👉 suffered a ruptured testicle from a foul ball 👉 singled for his 25th hit in just 16 MLB games and he did it in that order.... 😮

@SleeperAstros It’s so doable that it’s practically guaranteed they go 3-8 instead 🥲😭

A look at the Astros remaining schedule before the trade deadline: 📌 2 more games vs Marlins 📌 3 games @ White Sox 📌 3 games @ Angels 📌 3 games vs Rangers They need to go 9-2 (maybe 8-3) over these next 11 games for me to be convinced they should buy 😬

@GoChrissyGo Sounds fun lol

Tornado watch??? I guess

@JeremyIKaufman Absolutely not .

Found that lefty outfielder Dana Brown has been looking for…oh wait

@Chuck25046051 @ApolloHOU @SleeperAstros I know. It’d be worth it. Kim is able to play 2B, SS, and CF. Tuck can move to LF. Scott is more reliable than Abreu. Sheehan is a 4-5 SP. But this is also dependent on whether Walker is able to be offloaded somewhere and what ever other moves are made that even the lux tax out

@birdboxinglife @ApolloHOU @SleeperAstros That would obliterate our luxury tax threshold

Trade Simulator V2! - Adjusted the formula to better fit real life values - Added stacking penalties so you can’t just add up 6 bad players to get 1 good one - labeled certain players as “Untouchable”. They take a HUGE offer to pry them away Once again this is just a fun free tool for Astros fans to play around with for the Trade Deadline 🤘 Astrostradehub.apollohou.com

@JeffPassan Your bias is unmatched. Why the hell would the Dodgers be a best fit for Josh Hader when they literally have Diaz AND Scott? Be for real. Also Astros are BUYERS not sellers dipshit

A new top 100 trade candidates, with Mason Miller, Shea Langeliers, Zach Neto, Hunter Goodman, Francisco Lindor and Kevin Gausman joining. Fresh info on likelihood of the best players going, too. Keep following here as we'll keep updating thorough Aug. 3: espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…

Someone tell Dana Brown that Shae Langeliers is available too. I want one of him, Hunter Goodman, or Ryan Jeffers on my team and Yainer Diaz being sent to the moon asappppp. Parade back on!