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Robert Elisberg

@relisberg

Political commentator. Contributor, "Clued in to Politics" anthology. WGA Screenwriter. Novelist. Tech writer. And something else I keep forgetting.

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Robert Elisberg
Robert Elisberg@relisberg·
On this NPR quiz show "Wait, Wait…Don’t Tell Me!," the guest contestant is Chef Roy Choi, who helped change the modern food truck industry. (And was consultant for Jon Favreau's movie, “Chef” that overlaps with Choi’s life.) His interview is a lot of fun. elisbergindustries.com/blog/wait-wait…
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Today In History
Today In History@historigins·
Pandas have to be the most unserious and nonchalant animal ever
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Puppies 🐶
Puppies 🐶@Puppieslover·
This is Ziggy. He couldn't contain his excitement for pool day. There's nowhere he'd rather be than here with his fish.
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Canada Hates Trump
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada·
Hey “Christ is King” / “Jesus is Lord” Christian MAGA dipshits: Your spiritual leader can’t name a single Bible verse because he’s an atheist who’s been playing you like a fucking fiddle.
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Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
While Joe Biden was beginning his fight against cancer, Trump was telling people not to feel sorry for him. Never forget how deranged and hateful Trump truly is. Also, fuck you Ari. There’s something wrong with Trump and we all deserve to know what it is. You know that damn well.
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Brian Allen
Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani has signed an executive order barring U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement from entering New York City property, including schools, hospitals, shelters, and parking lots, without a judicial warrant. Mayor Mamdani says the order strengthens sanctuary protections and guards immigrant rights and privacy against federal overreach. I couldn't agree more, we’re drinking MAGA tears here in NYC.
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Robert Elisberg
Robert Elisberg@relisberg·
P.S. The continued level of your incompetence remains staggering. What @atrupar wrote was: "Trump has not been seen publicly since his primetime speech on Wednesday. 72 hours and counting despite the fact he hasn’t left DC." What was "sick" about that -- let alone even untrue?!
Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47

No, you’re just a sick freak, Aaron. He was commanding one of the most daring rescue operations in modern history — executed with the precise force and might only our Great American Military can deliver.

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Out of Context Human Race
Out of Context Human Race@NoContextHumans·
In Florida, a brave citizen confronts an Alligator in a unique way.
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Robert Elisberg@relisberg·
You have no credibility. It is improbable that Trump "commanded" anything. Show evidence. BTW, this was a great rescue. But your sense of history matches your lack of credibility. There were some utterly stunning, near-impossible rescues in WWII, some from impregnable prisons.
Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47

No, you’re just a sick freak, Aaron. He was commanding one of the most daring rescue operations in modern history — executed with the precise force and might only our Great American Military can deliver.

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Nature is Amazing ☘️
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE·
Just a dog having the best day of its life.
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Robert Elisberg@relisberg·
Yeah, "working nonstop" in the WH this Easter weekend. Work, work, work... When you posted this, I replied that Trump played golf last Easter, 2025, and "No word yet if he'll be hitting the links this year, again." We now have word. He did -- of course. x.com/SmileItsNathan…
Steven Cheung@StevenCheung47

There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office. God Bless him.

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Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard@SmileItsNathan·
U.S. President Donald Trump returns to the White House following a visit to Trump National Golf Club, April 5, 2026. For @Reuters
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Robert Elisberg@relisberg·
I've heard far too many garbage word salad, dementia-filled *speeches* from Trump to even try to "figure out" almost anything Trump says him. Most especially from a felon who pled guilty, only to be pardoned by Trump, trying to sanewash anything he rambles.
Dinesh D'Souza@DineshDSouza

If you’re still trying to figure out Trump’s “Praise be to Allah,” reflect on this: And Elijah mocked the prophets of Baal, saying, “Cry aloud, for he is a god. Either he is musing, or he is relieving himself, or he is on a journey, or perhaps he is asleep and must be awakened.”

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Planet Of Memes
Planet Of Memes@PlanetOfMemes·
Such a good bat dog.
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Robert Elisberg
Robert Elisberg@relisberg·
Sadly, you appear to be a war criminal. BTW, as for God -- "He does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war.” -- Pope Leo March 29, 2026. Palm Sunday “Even though you make many prayers, I will not listen. Your hands are full of blood.” -- Isaiah 1:15
Pete Hegseth@PeteHegseth

God is good.

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Robert Elisberg@relisberg·
Wishing people Happy Easter is one thing, & lovely. But you are not ministers, you are the White House & represent ALL Americans, whatever their beliefs. If you want to preach gospel, fine. But do it on your own time, not from the WH account, or quit & get a job in a church.
The White House@WhiteHouse

This Easter Sunday, Christians across our nation and around the world celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus Christ—His triumph over sin and death brings redemption, hope, and eternal life. He is risen. Happy Easter!

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Robert Elisberg@relisberg·
This tweet from a convicted felon, who pled guilty, pardoned (of course) by Trump. What a stupid, racist comment by @marcorubio. An idiotic analogy. It's YOUR private home but a country has laws. And comparing invited friends to visitors. And kick out tourists over mud? And...
Dinesh D'Souza@DineshDSouza

.@marcorubio : “If you invite me into your home for dinner, and I go to your house and I start putting mud on your couch and spray-painting your kitchen, you’re going to kick me out. We’re going to do the same thing if you come into the U.S as a visitor.”

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