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Youth pastor Obgyn: you know who else had a “burning bush” ? *pats chest *points upward

@L2pir @pilky0001 @MikJagermeister @TukiFromKL I think you’re an actual idiot and not worth my time. There are countless articles written on how the 14th amendment is. You should read one (or several)

@birdbrawns @pilky0001 @MikJagermeister @TukiFromKL Enemy militaries are subject to US law when in the US. So are foreign diplomats. How the fuck do you think they are designated as not being under our jurisdiction? The US law/policy says so.

🚨 Do you understand what SCOTUS is about to decide? in 1857, the Supreme Court ruled that Black Americans... even those born free on American soil.. could never be citizens.. it was called the Dred Scott decision.. one of the most shameful rulings in legal history.. it took a Civil War and 360,000 Union deaths to fix it.. in 1868, Congress passed the 14th Amendment.. "all persons born or naturalized in the United States are citizens".. no exceptions.. no asterisks.. they wrote it that way on purpose.. so no government could ever again decide who counts as American on this soil.. it has stood for 156 years.. Trump signed an executive order trying to end it.. not a constitutional amendment.. not an act of Congress.. an executive order.. and SCOTUS is about to decide if that's allowed.. here's what nobody's saying out loud.. this isn't about immigration.. if a president can override the 14th Amendment with an executive order.. there is no amendment a president cannot override with an executive order.. one executive order just did what the Confederacy couldn't.

@L2pir @pilky0001 @MikJagermeister @TukiFromKL Do you not comprehend the words? It means beholden to the laws [of the U.S.] undocumented immigrants are. Diplomats are not. It’s really not that complicated.

@birdbrawns @pilky0001 @MikJagermeister @TukiFromKL “Subject to the jurisdiction means subject to the jurisdiction” -you So what does that mean?

@L2pir @pilky0001 @MikJagermeister @TukiFromKL I understand you want to simplify the subject so you can wrap your head around it, but there are just different reasons for each that can’t be simplified to “born somewhere else.”

@birdbrawns @pilky0001 @MikJagermeister @TukiFromKL What makes them not subject to the jurisdiction? What do those groups have in common?

@L2pir @pilky0001 @MikJagermeister @TukiFromKL Diplomats have diplomatic immunity. (non-U.S-born visitors, like tourists, ARE subject to the United States United States to the jurisdiction of the United States). Invading armies are subject to the laws of war, and tribal nations are only subject to some U.S. law.

@L2pir @pilky0001 @MikJagermeister @TukiFromKL Subject to the jurisdiction means subject to the jurisdiction. Some (diplomats, invading armies, tribal nation members, somewhat) are notably not subject to the jurisdiction of the law. So (1) born here (2) subject to the jurisdiction

@pilky0001 @MikJagermeister @TukiFromKL The sentence is “(1) born here and (2) subject to the jurisdiction thereof” If “subject to the jurisdiction” just means to be born here, then you’re arguing that the law says “(1) born here and (2) born here” That makes you and anyone else that believes that retarded

@MarkHan54035662 @TukiFromKL Foreign diplomats, invading armies, tribal nation members (citizenship later came thru congress)

@TukiFromKL Honest question. If one is automatically under the jurisdiction of the United States when born here. Why did they bother adding that line?

@_mr_kelly @Ezliving702 @TukiFromKL No, you can be subject to the law without being a citizen.

@Ezliving702 @TukiFromKL I see: if you're subject to their laws, you're a citizen and it supercedes state law.

@Ezliving702 @TukiFromKL Undocumented migrants are subject to the jurisdiction of the US. It this weren’t the case, there would be some absurd consequences for immigrants being allowed to break any law without prosecution.

Why would illegal intruders be any different? “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside," establishing birthright citizenship. The phrase "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" excludes foreign diplomats and, historically, members of Native American tribes.

17yo coworker says she’s too old and this job is for 15 year olds I feel like I’ve been put on an episode of scared straight, being the innate

@Rotomlulu @Feidei_Vedruzca Mr satan is well below Videl and pilaf Yamcha

@Feidei_Vedruzca Sin saber que es el ki le gana a: Videl Chi chi Mr satan (tal vez) A goku episodio 1 (sin ozaru) (tal vez tambien arco de pilaf en general) A los dinosaurios randoms de ahi Pilaf y su pandilla A la patrulla roja (sin contar androides) Al general blue Yamacha (arco de pilaf)

Yujiro se supone que es un ser humano pero hay personajes en dragón ball que tendrían problemas con él

@_kingbanks1 @cjotscotus @thegrumweld Hey quick question— what happens immediately after this. Is it “they succeed”? What might the answer to that question say about the film’s commentary? Just some things to think about

@cjotscotus @thegrumweld No it wasn’t, it was supposed to be a revolutionary movie it’s just poorly written

people seem to get really mad at this forgetting that junglepussy is the given stage name of this actor

@campbel25646 Nice AI lake, here’s what’s happening to real Minnesota wilderness duluthnewstribune.com/sports/northla…

Minnesota is NOT Minneapolis!

@amphibian_fucka @bumpkinsTV @jondelarroz Big arm, set down in between, rather than crushing feels pretty non-murderous

Comic artist Daniel Warren Johnson who drew Batman killing an ICE Agent now drew Optimus Prime murdering ICE Agents. He works on the Transformers book for Image Comics.

@IlestVrais @crimsonbarista Oops! My first google about his ethnicity didn’t show that. My bad!

@birdbrawns @crimsonbarista he's afro descendant

On your mother’s life have you ever seen a “jewfro” look like Brook’s hair ?

@JMGrahamWrites @Fickelas Not off of flood

@Fickelas Flood is a wonderful record

Insane how many elementally perfect pop songs TMBG wrote

@omgdudechill She’s a foid, see? Hardly, “the fairer sex” I’d say!

@birdbrawns watch jimmy stewart get absolutely frame mogged on stream

transatlantic accents are really useful when you have to say “see” or minimize the experiences of women

Clavicular explains how antivaxxers harm children

Need to eat pork chop….

Famously concerned with jackets