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@SalfordMe2023 Facebook boomers… “Get your Porn Star Name - all we need is your mum’s maiden name and the street you grew up on …and maybe throw in a memorable place ….”

Digital ID for all adults? I value my privacy too much 🫤 Just scanned my retina to unlock my phone, logged into my doctor's website to reorder my prescription Used my fingerprint to unlock my online banking and received a text from Tesco confirming it's 'really' me after signing in there. 85% of my online shop was already in my trolley thanks to my clubcard. Clicked pay now entering my cvv code for my stored debit card, shopping done. Signed into Twitter, who have my passport and bank details, and access to my dms, then popped on to Just Eat to order my poor husband some dinner. Three clicks and a face scan later, his 'food' is on its way. My smartwatch is monitoring my heart rate, sleep, steps, and precise geographical position. My dogs have gps trackers in their collars. External CCTV on, alarm disabled. As my voice is already registered I used Alexa to change the TV channel and put the baby monitor on night mode.

Your enemy is not traveling by small boat, they are traveling by private jet.

So well written.. Oliver you rock

Olly Murs is to music what Mrs Brown’s Boys is to comedy

Dying to meet the American who thinks Iran is in Dorset

This campaign against Khan, a popular London Mayor, is bizarre. I’ve travelled frequently on the tube since I was a teen and I’ve NEVER EVER seen a London Underground carriage look like a New York subway train from the 70s. Are this lot doing the graffitiing themselves?

Deep down in his heart, I believe Trump knows he’s an incompetent asshole.

"This Country has been ruined by Brexit and the Tory Party, so let's vote for the Party that gave us Brexit, and the Candidates that were all Tories a month ago ... " - Every Reform Idiot.

@ZelenskyyUa This is a photo of Sir Winston Churchill visiting the White House during the Second World War. He'd have been proud of you today Volodymyr.

@ball10ball @MayorofLondon @SadiqKhan Also this.

⁦@MayorofLondon⁩ ⁦@SadiqKhan⁩ You appear not to know what a grooming gang is. Read this news.sky.com/story/grooming…

@ball10ball @MayorofLondon @SadiqKhan 50 years old - born and bred in London….and yet I’ve only ever been sexually assaulted by white men in the Home Counties…

They don't care about you .

If I met you… If I sat down with you If we got a coffee and spoke about what makes your life hard I’m willing to bet it isn’t the people that your daily paper tells you is to blame Ask yourself Who is it?

Lots of people could have spoken out about Gregg Wallace. But chose not to. Because careers are more important than integrity and morality apparently.

@supertanskiii Good riddance. Sack it all off. Masterchef is also quite Tory.

Love how Gregg Wallace is making this worse for himself and destroying his chances of redemption by revealing who he really is, an entitled misogynistic prick. People of all ages can see that. This isn’t a class war, it’s the consequences of your shitty actions, Gregg.

I'm so bored of "cheeky chappies" who've been to the "university of life" telling women "it's just banter" ( and more recently as an add-on why they vote REFORM) #greggwallace #masterchef

Why did so many people protect Greg Wallace for so long though? Standing up and speaking out for women shouldn’t just be when it’s convenient….

Gregg Wallace still putting a suit on every morning like nothing's happened to go and sit in Halfords car park for 10 hours so he doesn't have to spend time with his family

I once witnessed Gregg Wallace’s agent telling people to “not look at Greg while he’s eating. He doesn’t like it”

Oh my god, Lacey’s mum has a daughter that has ADHD so the way she’s treating Nathan is actually pretty shocking. He’s neurodivergent for fucks sake but equally one of the most real and decent guys in this. #MAFSUK