Otto + Mr. Peanut

@DogSchmutz YES ALSO ACXEPT TREATS AS PEAYMENT

@bisbarck Is you hiring out youselves for extra treat money?

We are expert excavattors available for all your digging needs!!!

@PulisJenelle So troo

@bisbarck Wowowow two diggers is better than one!

Happy Easter from us and our giant carrot!!!! [Video: two reddish brown dogs are playing tug of war with plenty of growls over a giant stuffed carrot that's bigger than both of them]

New TWO-DOG window seat!!! Major nayborhood watch upgrade

@EllaInTheCity Mine mom watched this too!! Very boring show, almost no dogs, but I do like it when she sits on the couch for a long time to watch teevee

White Lotus finale: very boring. 0/10 do not recommend. People watch the weirdest things.

@rausch47017 Moms are so wierd about thise!! Must eat fast

@bisbarck OMG I love eating worms 🪱, but mummy won’t let me! Alfred 💗

Frends i have BIG ANNOUNCE: I'm now have an BROTHER!!! His name is Mr. Peanut and we share many innterests like sniffing, wrassling, playing chase, and eating worms. We are bestfrends!!!

@EllaInTheCity Yes!!! He is also taller so i plan to deputize him for table crimbes

@bisbarck Oh dog! Congrats. It’s nice you kinda look the same so you can pin crimes on him if needed too.

@parsleysmum Worms are yummiest! Especially dry and crispy ones on the street 🤤 Just gotta eat fast before mom notices and goes ""no no donot eat worms!!"" 😈

@bisbarck Mama's cousin used to eat worms! Olls x🤔

@Gusterbear Yes they are championship ears!! Very good for hearing when food is opened

@bisbarck Hihi. Mr Peanut has fanciest ears! Is best new brother!

DOG PARK BALL NOW [Video 1: Otto the dachshund runs toward the camera with a tennis ball. Video 2: Otto the dachshund jumps at a ball his mom is holding. When she throws it, he races away after it]

@menatrixx4 We stopped at REDLITE when we were ALMOST at mine dogpark!!! Very illeagal

@bisbarck Otto, you look so inspired🤗 😍

AWOOOOOOOOO

Mom is using big fancy words to say STINK THEFTS mayb I can't spell but I can say ROOD and ILLEAGAL

WAFFLE WAFFLE WAFFLE WAFFLE

@svershbow Probably a ghost. Simon is so brave.

I wonder who moved the couch cover.

We are watching gratest ever moovie about how Snoopy is amazing warherodog! He is so brave

@PulisJenelle He IS he is most fun frend

@bisbarck Why does youse mom not want you to have new frens? Herbert sounds like a very nice and cool fren!

Mom says she ragrets getting me this toy which is a weird thing to say about a fun new dragon frend!!! [Video: a dachshund on a shaggy faux fur rug is incessantly squeaking a toy]

@AMP2 He is so fun!! I'm naming him Herbert.

@bisbarck What a lovely new fren!