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@_sorrengailll 33 never really worn anything more than a little eyeliner and mascara on occasion . I ain't got time to cake my face in layers every day . Eventually I'll be old and wrinkly so I show my face as it is now. I also believe make up makes your skin worse .

Where are the people who wear little to no makeup? Do you have a reason?

Might try to put out a couples ych soon . Sfw or NSFW available.

@Basil_Mage I say go for it I've done it in the past.

Hypothetically, if you pay an artist for a full render art, but you only received a rough sketch in 5 months, and they refused to refund you, Is it acceptable to line, color, and render it yourself?

Updates

Whites done. Just need to varnish the wood and get some handles for the doors and draw

Side of the road score . Going finish what someone started and make it nice , use it for an entertainment center .

Just gotta get that last handle on. Might give the white another sand and repaint . Not happy with the texture 👁️👄👁️

@NZCabbit Glad to see the stupidity is universal

@biscutfox Its like we work at the same place lmao. When its ready you'll get a text!!!! No text, not ready! Aaahhhhhh!!

Customer " I havn't had a text yet but are the bugs in " Me "no they are not here yet if you have a standing order you will receive a text when they arrive" C " So no locusts or crickets "

C " Ok, do you have any mealworms ? " 💀💀

M "No sorry, today at some point but idk when the bug lady just comes when she comes in" there's some mealworms left though . C " Do you have anything at all? " M "Just some mealworms left " C " So no locusts or crickets ? " M " No , only mealworms right now"

@Wund3rBark It's funny because 300 is pretty standard rates, especially for good popular artists . Has been since I joined the fandom like 15 years ago . Just go find a smaller artist who will do it for less if that's not in your budget *cough* me *cough* 👁️👄👁️😁

…. So fuck the artists time? That’s what I’m getting from this Your time is valuable but the 10+ hours of the artist’s time is worth absolutely nothing Gotcha

How I Became a Lesbian by Becky Birtha

@paperssil Fuck you got me on the brain 🤣

No gay has all 5: - A job - Good relationship with father - Neurotypical brain - Ability to top - Driver's license

I can't wait to get out of retail this shit is driving me MAD

@lowkeyalbert Where did this gif even get made it cracks me up

When they've already explained it to me three times and I still don't get it

@FinFreedom414 A. Doesn't say anything about not being able to go find a partner . No kids thanks .

Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $10M net worth. Travel anywhere. Total freedom. Quiet house. Quiet holidays. Option B: Married. 3 kids. $1M net worth. Drive a Toyota. Chaos every morning. Loud house. Full dinner table. Be honest, which life are you choosing?

@Mappy6984 At least she's trying

I'm just posting it, not saying a word about it.

I'm so happy none of the glass is cracked .