𝑩𝑶𝒀_𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑵𝑬✝️

that sleep after you lose money dey always sweet, you no go just wan wake up.

I’ve reached the stage where my past mistakes pay rent in my head.

if a mf start out sex with backshots he absolutely hates you ngl

He called me “too much” in front of his friends. They laughed. I smiled… but something in me snapped quietly. Later I asked, “Why would you say that?” He shrugged. “It’s just a joke.” But it wasn’t. Because suddenly I was “too emotional” for reacting. “Too sensitive.” So I looked at him and said, “Jokes are supposed to be funny for everyone involved.” He rolled his eyes. That’s when I added, “If you need to embarrass me to feel comfortable, I’m not your person.” He went quiet. And for once… I didn’t try to fix it.

keep your circle small, the blunt comes back faster to you

What if the "monster" under your bed sees you as the monster on top of the bed, and is so terrified he keeps as still and quiet as possible

we stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.

It's okay to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connection btw

We were too young to understand why he smiled before dying

Be honest, what topic has ever humbled you like this? 😭

Potheads will tell you they function better when they're high and then sit in silence with they're mouth open for 15 minutes

what if they went past the tree, like walk or something.

they thought I didn’t know…! I knew, I just wanted to see how far they’d go 😭

A woman that can cause drama and stop a wedding on Saturday (tomorrow) is needed Payment is: 2M

during ovulation week i gotta chain myself to a tree like a werewolf under a full moon 🌝

am I the only one that gets serious about life at night and forgets everything in the morning 😭

That brr was fighting demons trying to control his shit 😂. I don’t blame him tho .

Weed horny is a different type of horny th

She ran up the wrong person, got fed from the pot, then got beat with a spoon 😭 This ain't a fight, it's a whole cinematic masterpiece! 🎬

Dear men there’s no shame in saying ‘Babe I can’t afford that; a real woman will understand you.

finding your people helps u realize theres nothing wrong with you. ur kinda cool actually