julia tufts

I made a bed for my phone

@vbhvsgr Absolutely top tier shitposting. Happy Birthday 🎉

It's my 31st birthday! This year my sister (who also has the same birthday as me) is visiting. If you want to celebrate with me I'd love to hear if I've had a positive impact on you through my relentless shitposting.

SO BASICALLY THERE'S THIS PROGRAMMING RETREAT WHERE YOU GET TO WORK ON WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH NO DEADLINES AND YOU COLLABORATE WITH COOL PEOPLE BUT ALSO IT'S FREE BECAUSE THERE'S THIS OPTIONAL THING WHERE THEY HELP YOU FIND A JOB IF YOU WANT AND RUST'S TYPE SYSTEM IS ACTUALLY

Companies be like:

In my 30s. My hacker name is now Acid Reflux Burn.

"Y is the Z of vowels" - my friend Pete

You loved playing “Allergies or COVID?” Now get ready for “Mosquito Bite or Monkeypox!”

joining a team as a senior engineer and turning a big dial taht says "Microservices" one one end and "Monolith" on the other and looking back at my team for approval like a contestant on the price is right

@vbhvsgr start using american football lingo but in all the wrong ways "i'm taking an L today" *reaches for lychee*

i want to do a cultural appropriation, any suggestions? currently my best idea is that weird thing where some people have a slice of cheddar with their apple pie

bobcat is short for robertcat

@chiragdog (This internet lurker cares)

So let’s talk about how people play in black women’s faces in the workplace, how to spot it and what to do about it 🧵

We should start naming heatwaves after fossil fuel companies.

Rate my grandma's set up

she's a 10 but on the pH scale

@lauchness1 I want it to be 🙏 It's a real item on my web project dream list

@bitcommitment I can't find it - is it real 🥺

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