Kangaroo Jake

Is this a "ruh roh" or "reeheehee" moment

wasn't lookin, but randy orton has da sexiest white man butt ive seen next 2 steve nash

Fiscally pee socially poop

turn the tv on it doesn't matter what channel

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

fucked up in the crib sippin mr. pig

This all-time great tweet should be enough to keep Terry Rozier out of prison.

Movies that can only be watched on a 2004 Chevrolet Tahoe's built-in DVD player

this would've gone triple platinum in the autotune era of youtube

Setting off the lunk alarm at the library

Sir they just shit the second tower

no fucking way

time theft ootd

@rxckrxdxscxlvxs heh... it's just regular bread to a guy like me

I think I'll pass

the nba finals… i hope all of the player studied! haha. just a little joke for you guys. i haven’t been doing well recently

About to low ball this dude

I know Rockets fans are still trying to get over the game 1 loss but rest assure things could be worse. Imagine being a Jazz fan sitting at home rn with no internet, teeth, or electricity.

Method acting? uh yeah what other method would they use

I spent 7.02 billion years at the uranium 235 museum and all I got was this lead

The sunset is so full of beans tonight