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Master curmudgeon and part time codpiece maker for the rich and famous. Spread the word - Labour are rape apologists.

Apoplectic (week days only) Katılım Kasım 2022
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@ChayasClan @DavidLammy Don't worry. David is only Deputy Prime Minister. The real Prime Minister knows his onions - well some of his onions. Ok, Keir knows one onion! Oh ok - Keir once met someone who met an onion on a bus in 1978. Happy now?
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Biff Gruffly@BitingNews·
Christians don't send suicide bombers into pop concerts full of teenage girls. They don't detonate themselves on tubes or buses. And they haven't been systematically kidnapping and then gang raping young girls for the last four decades while the police, judiciary, government, counsellors, teachers and journalists looked on and smiled. Basically, the government isn't afraid of Christians.
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Wolf 🐺@PsyGuy007·
🇬🇧 Police in London have banned a ‘Walk With Jesus’ march to avoid provoking the local Muslim community. But Muslims are allowed to do this. 🗣️ Why the double standard?
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@BasilTheGreat No its not - we have other oil in other places and even Saudi Arabia is routing some of its oil. Humans find a way - its what we are good at. Stop reading the Daily Mail or watching the BBC - both rot your brains.
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Basil the Great
Basil the Great@BasilTheGreat·
🚨TRUMP BLOCKADES STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ Iran won't agree to let other countries sell their oil so now Iran cannot sell their oil either No one can sell oil Expect massive price rises An international disaster is happening before our very eyes
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Black Hole
Black Hole@konstructivizm·
What is the name of the "point of no return" for a black hole?
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Joe Rogan Podcast News@joeroganhq·
Hillary Clinton: "If social media doesn’t moderate content, then we lose total control."
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@elonmusk Great. That’s very important but what else will they do to not just restore Britain but keep it going and stop it falling into the shit. The answer is … nothing! Because we are already beyond the event horizon.
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Derrick Evans@DerrickEvans4WV·
Do you think China will actually send weapons to Iran?
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
1 million dollars, but you must stay there alone for 1 year. Yes or no?
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@benonwine Who is he going to start a war with? Royston Comprehensive’s under 12’s football team’s substitutes? They are only ones we could possibly stand a small chance of beating.
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Benonwine@benonwine·
I can’t shake this feeling… What if a major crisis or war is used to avoid a General Election, i certainly wouldn’t put Starmer and Labour past doing anything to cling onto power. Am I the only one thinking this?
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@elonmusk Maybe they’ll keep you as a pet. The rest of us will be lucky if we get turned into pet food! Most of us will be used for medical experiments or shooting skeet.
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@DVATW @chatswithem Agreed. As going round the top of Scotland is far more dangerous and scary than going round the Horn of Africa.
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David Vance@DVATW·
Perhaps the UK should charge a toll of £1m per ship passing through the English Channel? That would generate £288bn per year.
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@FlatEarthZone @CuriosityonX I am totally fine with flat Earth but only if everyone can agree that its balanced on 4 elephants who are in turn balanced on top of a turtle.
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Curiosity@CuriosityonX·
How Japan attacked pearl harbor according to Flat Earthers.
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@greg16676935420 or just completely melt the ice caps - surely that would flood the area!
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greg@greg16676935420·
This might be a stupid question but why don’t they just dig a new route?
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@EllieFreedom4 That would leave about 250,000 people, if you are not being too picky.
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Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see Barack Obama's new presidential library?
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@JamesMelville But we are getting HS2! A train that will get us to our destination a whopping 30 minutes faster than previous trains. So other countries can bite it! Rule Britannia - Britannia rules the wa... Britannia rules the...rails!
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James Melville 🚜@JamesMelville·
A train in Japan. Compare and contrast to the trains in the UK.
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@nytimes This is all very unimportant news... Kylie Jenner's tits are apparently uneven!!!
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The New York Times@nytimes·
Breaking News: The U.S. and Iran have failed to reach an agreement to end the war, Vice President JD Vance said after marathon peace talks. nyti.ms/47PY9qs
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Starship
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@Dadfish391269 @elonmusk That's right! We should get rid of all - that's right - ALL luxuries. Even the smallest ones and spend the money on helping to eradicate homelessness and starvation. No bubble bath for anyone!
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Dadfish@Dadfish391269·
@elonmusk Nobody cares about your worthless starship. What good is it? How do we benefit from it? How do you justify billions for nothing while people are starving and homeless. Shame on all of you.
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Benonwine@benonwine·
Would Klaus Schwab make an excellent Bond villain? Please Repost and Comment
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Benonwine@benonwine·
The World Economic Forum has openly admitted what many suspected all along: the COVID-19 pandemic was used as a test to measure how willing the public would be to comply with their long-term vision for the planet. Lockdowns, mandates, travel restrictions, and digital tracking weren’t just emergency measures, they became a real-world experiment in obedience, authority, and behavioral control. Now that the admission is out in the open, people are asking hard questions about consent, accountability, and how far global institutions believe they can push societies during a “crisis.” If COVID was the test run, what does that mean for the future?
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