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found our brand ambassador. she doesn't know yet..

@TrendingBitcoin I'm framing this and putting it next to my 'bitcoin will hit $100K by 2021' poster

MARK MOSS SAID 1 BITCOIN WILL BE WORTH $400,000,000 BY 2050 🚀

@Simply_Dera1 and $100 into a really interesting story to tell at parties🤡

Memecoins are still the easiest way to turn $100 into $1 million.

the people most stressed about crypto this week are the ones who made it complicated the people least stressed bought a code and went outside

@RoundtableSpace the five transactions really got me.. he had four other chances to stop himself

Someone burned 107 Bitcoin worth $8.2 million across five transactions. This is nuts.

@WatcherGuru 7% on wifi news I am in the wrong market 😆

JUST IN: American Airlines $AAL rises over 7% after announcing it will install Elon Musk's Starlink Wi-Fi to its airplanes.

@Hazeludw buy high

fastest way to go broke ???

@wallet the lambo configurator at the end after all that suffering is the most human thing I've ever seen

My search history: 'is this a rug' 'token contract checker' 'how to read liquidity' 'lambo configurator'

#bitcoin after good news

crypto twitter in a normal week: monday: we're going to $100K tuesday: actually $80K resistance is strong wednesday: the correction is healthy thursday: buy the dip friday: I never trusted bitcoin anyway

@BillyM2k I've been good at buying high and selling low for 4 years straight. it's a gift really💪

i just wanna be good at something

@kucoincom so there's this coin.. it's a dog! not backed by anything, no utility too.. but market cap of $40 billion anyway can I interest you in some? 😂

Imagine explaining memecoins to someone in 2015. 🐸

@Davincij15 crypto is scary though.. have you SEEN my portfolio?

If you think crypto is scary. Try working 40 years without being able to be close to "comfortable" then retire at 65 with a sad, unfulfilling life.

@Kalshi_Crypto cool cool cool... so anyway how was everyone's Monday going?

JUST IN: BlackRock sold $1B worth of Bitcoin last week

Any exchange's onboarding experience: day 1: email day 2: phone day 3: passport day 4: selfie day 5: proof of address day 6: source of funds day 7: declined BitJeton onboarding experience: day 1: type the code day 1: crypto I'm just sayin

@eth_exy I also found something. it's a crypto gift card that works in 90 seconds with no sign up required. mine's better👀

I found a ticker 👀 Drop a reply if you want it

@MEXC 🎁

Explain your portfolio using emojis only 💀

@aureljpeg step 1: ignore 90% of what people tell you step 2: don't download 47 apps step 3: just get a BitJeton voucher, redeem it, crypto arrives, you're now a crypto person that's it. you did it. you're one of us now. We're so sorry...

hey i’m new to crypto, what should i do?

Gentle reminder: someone close to you has a #birthday coming up! you could get them a candle. or you could get them crypto with zero setup required and look like an absolute genius. I'm not your dad. but I'm not not your dad either lol

Took someone 83 seconds to redeem their first voucher yesterday. We timed it 👀