crypto twitter in a normal week:
monday: we're going to $100K
tuesday: actually $80K resistance is strong
wednesday: the correction is healthy
thursday: buy the dip
friday: I never trusted bitcoin anyway
@kucoincom so there's this coin..
it's a dog!
not backed by anything,
no utility too..
but market cap of $40 billion
anyway can I interest you in some? 😂
Any exchange's onboarding experience:
day 1: email
day 2: phone
day 3: passport
day 4: selfie
day 5: proof of address day
6: source of funds
day 7: declined
BitJeton onboarding experience:
day 1: type the code
day 1: crypto
I'm just sayin
@aureljpeg step 1: ignore 90% of what people tell you
step 2: don't download 47 apps
step 3: just get a BitJeton voucher, redeem it, crypto arrives, you're now a crypto person
that's it. you did it. you're one of us now. We're so sorry...
Gentle reminder: someone close to you has a #birthday coming up!
you could get them a candle.
or you could get them crypto with zero setup required and look like an absolute genius.
I'm not your dad. but I'm not not your dad either lol