Jordy ₿

In 100 years, they'll look back and say this was the best ad out there. Buy as much bitcoin as you can. Someone else wants it worse than you do.

Strategy has acquired 13,927 BTC for ~$1.00 billion at ~$71,902 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 5.6% YTD 2026. As of 4/12/2026, we hodl 780,897 $BTC acquired for ~$59.02 billion at ~$75,577 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

@kit_sats 2015. Was the moment I should have gotten off zero. 2019 was when I got off zero.... So all of 2015 lol

What's your "I should have bought more bitcoin" moment? We all have one.

For perspective, $STRC, a preferred stock, is trading with more liquidity as a percent of market cap, than all of the Mag 7 common stocks.

JUST IN: Morgan Stanley's Amy Oldenburg announces their spot Bitcoin ETF launch had their "best first day of trading for any of our ETFs" 🚀

@StrategyMaxi @BTCoptioneer Why not a pile of both

@BTCoptioneer I would say if you commit to hold something for ten years. $MSTR is best choice

If your Bitcoin allocation is < 10%, you might as well just put all of that into $MSTR. Worst case you lose the 10%. Base case you outperform Bitcoin 2x.

CTV REPORTER: How many of your MPs do you have to lose to the Libs before reflecting on your political future as leader. POILIEVRE: My leadership does not come from dirty backroom deals. It comes from the people of Canada. Record-breaking 8.3 MILLION people voted Conservative & 87% backed Poilievre's leadership less than 90 days ago.

Dear old people, waking up at 6am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9:30pm feels amazing. I was wrong. You were right.

@Jimbobkenny @Thesuperunk @JinglaiHe

@Thesuperunk @JinglaiHe I got at least 20 years left in me. Unlike PP I’m likeable

I am a Pierre Poilievre Conservative till the very end, and I FULLY SUPPORT his continued leadership more than ever now. This is a man who genuinely loves this country and deserves to be the next Prime Minister of Canada. I stand with Pierre Poilievre.

Bitcoin has won. Global consensus is that $BTC is digital capital. The four-year cycle is dead. Price is now driven by capital flows. Bank and digital credit will determine Bitcoin’s growth trajectory. The biggest risk is bad ideas driving iatrogenic protocol changes.

Strategy has acquired 4,871 BTC for ~$329.9 million at ~$67,718 per bitcoin. As of 4/5/2026, we hold 766,970 $BTC acquired for ~$58.02 billion at ~$75,644 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

I'd rather have bananas than Bitcoin 🍌

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We won't let 🇨🇦's next generation down.

@JeremyClarkson @MrsLD10 Farming / cars / and bitcoin all we need.

@MrsLD10 I’m with you. I want no tech in my life. None.

Paid £425 this week to get this stupid bloody light fixed ...... Few days later it's back on!!!!..... I give up being an adult ... I give up on everything around me breaking, problem after problems 😢😭 #Problems #Broke #adulting

~ 40% of $MSTR shares are owned by retail. ~ 80% of $STRC shares are owned by retail. Retail investors prefer low-volatility, high-yield digital credit.

@PunterJeff @CryptoHayes Strc / Sata

@CryptoHayes Everything is risk.

Markets are smoking a fuck ton of hopium right now. Of course I want the killing to stop, but I’m not buying risk here.

FACT: $545 billion government-owned Canadian Pension Plan Investment Board (CPP) holds 438,743 ($60.5 million) #Bitcoin treasury company Strategy $MSTR shares.

Pierre Poilievre is the only Canadian political leader who wants to fix Canada's relationship with the United States We finally have an adult in the room

@StrategyMaxi @link_we80825403 ✅️

Retiring in 7 years. Mid-30s. How? 100% MSTR. That’s it. You only need 300 shares held until 2033. Then two paths open: Live a life of leisure forever or go change the world. Wealth. Power. Focus. That’s all you need.

@ma_ma_toshi @AnaPoilievre Right !? Canada needs a wild turn around....

@AnaPoilievre @bitjordy It’s about time 👏🏻

Are you ready for this?