Blake Jones

@AirTheMFerOut @NoMoreMisteaks It's not a first down until you say out loud "glad I mowed before the rain came in" Conversely, holding call on me. I washed my car yesterday

@NoMoreMisteaks @BJ_owns Damn right.

Finished mowing 15 minutes before it started raining, @BJ_owns. #RunTheBall

@LucaBrozi Little late:

@BJ_owns Hi Blake, will there be a twitter stream? Thanks!

@NoMoreMisteaks Or when he didn't know whether to turn or not in the spray tan machine

@BJ_owns my personal favorite was when he was gonna drink the fat

@prodigal_arky Dude. For real. He just needed Seager away from him haha

@BJ_owns soooo this is what they saw in Joc Pederson. I don’t hate this version.

@NowBackTooMe What began as me trying to respect Dan's time out of town turned into Jake saying I am the worst employee

There's going to be a day where @BJ_owns finally snaps and slaps the living shit out of Dan for yelling and bitching at him. I pray I'm watching live to see it. #BeeHive

@FulhamTexasFan Not what the beat writers were saying. But maybe there's been an update

@BJ_owns Rocker is hurt

@CourtneyCBrown I didn't say they were never going to be mom! Just saying there should be a 9 month earning period or something. I'm willing to negotiate

@BJ_owns I like to talk & I don’t have autism. 😆 I LOVE that you thought to support a non green monster coffee place! *still not happy about your adopted mom Mother’s Day stance. I just texted my mom & asked her for her thoughts. (My bro & I are adopted 😉)

@checkdgafmeter @eatzis Thank you!

Hope your day is awesome @BJ_owns complete with cookies from Adam Romo @eatzis 🎈

@NoMoreMisteaks Thank you, Tim. Plenty of birthday freebies to be had today!

Happy birthday to good dude @BJ_owns. Cash in on all those free birthday deals and hand the ball to Luepke on 1st & 10.

@TxTechGooner Yeah man. Awesome kid. Hard worker and great teammate. Stats speak for themselves

@BJ_owns should I be excited about this kid?

🤝 Thanks DZ fam

@_Strong10 That was my fault. Sorry

@bracketdan @NotJackKemp @BJ_owns i’m done boys keep trying to give y’all a chance but every day Jake likes to talk politics. I started listening too bad radio 25 years ago and never a mention about politics because people don’t wanna hear it.

@NoMoreMisteaks Man. That's the first week of district play

@BJ_owns gotta get that Argyle bye week scheduled for the last Friday in September

@NowBackTooMe Games are so sweaty now. Not as much fun

@BJ_owns Yes! Takes me back to the 2010s. I use to be heavily involved in the local fighting game scene. So much trash talk and crash outs, reflexes are shot now its a young man's game.

@BJ_owns I don't think I've ever seen anyone react like this after an E-Sports loss.

@scottmodel Do now haha

@BJ_owns do yall have fledged on the anchored word list yet?

@koolj69 Tickets already secured 🫡

@BJ_owns You most likely know this but just in case.

Don't test Blake on King of Queens The Dumb Zone 3-20-26

@NoMoreMisteaks He is obsessed with poop

@BJ_owns whether it’s about infants or 50 year olds, some guys are willing to ask the tough questions

@dparcell The hype thing?

⁦@NotJackKemp⁩ ⁦@BJ_owns⁩ Im sure you’ve seen this but I want to help if you haven’t.