Bryan Keeley

Someone’s gotta get Scottie Scheffers to start driving Tyreek Hill to the stadium on game days.

@Shelbytafoya And Steve and Carter were just quietly judging you all…

people who value freedom of speech sure get offended when other people use it.

@Shelbytafoya Haha I told you that a month ago

They should move giving Tuesday up a week. So it’s not right after I spent all my money…

@Shelbytafoya It’s a waxing gibbous

Over/Under total punts 15?

@Shelbytafoya ???

@Shelbytafoya You don’t have to.

@Shelbytafoya Try 2 kids… real talk though I think the trick is just to clean all the time.

@crcbanner So this is how you stack the deck…

One Church, Five Synod Participants (#crcsynod): With three delegates and two other members serving in other positions, Calvary CRC is contributing above and beyond at Synod 2023. buff.ly/3MVIVEM

@crcbanner As Lizzo would say “it’s about time”

Synod Will No Longer Read ‘Repetitious Notes’ From Complementarian Classes: “Some object that there are women seated as delegates; others lament that there are not more women among us. We choose to work together despite these differences,” #crcsynod buff.ly/3qIk9k1

I am extremely proud of how well I can pack up a tent.

@Shelbytafoya He seamed happy when he got here!

Next wedding I go to, I’m requesting the DJ play “the floor is lava” by Danny go.

@Shelbytafoya You could be our neighbor…

Actor Bryan Cranston explains why he thinks the phrase "Make America Great Again" could possibly be construed as a racist remark.

Prop bet for number of revivals starting in CRC churches tomorrow?

@rkeeley @RepRaskin I’ve been a fan for a couple of years. Get on board!

I am becoming more of a fan of Rep. Jamie Raskin (@RepRaskin) . He brings the receipts in these committee meetings.