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@Gusterbear Baby Karl is all about inclusion.

Hihihi. If you want to steam dachshund you must also steam basset hound! Is the law!

@tramelayne You're in true wife mode now.

Anthony has lost his Apple Watch, sunglasses, and the ring screwdriver for the last two weeks. I decided I wouldn’t help him search bc I was tired of him lol today I had the energy and time to look for it and I found all three things in 10 minutes 🙃🙃🙃🙃

@RachelsBirds @NickMDuffy

@NickMDuffy The gasps in Hadestown, despite the intro.

@martflan Our 1st rental in Calgary had one of those. It was a pain! Both to get the mower around and to clean out debris!

Our neighbour's construction project of a house has this unsafe booby trap on the side of their house. It's going to be interesting seeing them bring the lawnmower around the front. Somehow, this passed Calgary inspection.

The thing is, Chandler Bing could have been unbearable and smug in a lesser talent's hands. Matthew Perry really hit just the right tone in making the sarcastic joker just vulnerable and human enough and deserves so much credit for it.

@SheaSerrano I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.

what are your favorite lines from TV shows lines that will live in your head forever

@SheaSerrano Yes, mine too! - signed American in 🇨🇦

aw man this broke my heart a little bit 😂

@brittlestar YYC obvs

I have a book coming out in September. I’m going to do some talks/shows that will include a copy of the book from a local bookstore with your ticket price. Where should I go?

@3Ralphie Ralphie mom has good taste! Love it!

Hihihi frens. Mine mom says drop everything and watch this. I’m will watch it to, so it is sort of like you are watching it WITH me, Ralphie! See Lin-Manuel Miranda and the Casts of Hamilton and Sweeney Todd in Special Ham4Ham Mash-Up | Playbill playbill.com/article/see-li…

@CheeseyComics They're super friendly too!

Oh.my.goodness

@mostlydogshere 40 is the best! 🎉

23 days until I’m 40! Yay birthday month

Show me your Awesome Pets Sleeping Photos! 📸🙂 Re-tweeting all!

@fredandposysno1 If only it had water in it.

Mum emptied out the murder pond, so naturally now I want to go in it

@JamesFrye I feel like we should be proud of kids who are able to get around on public transit and are ok walking or biking... right??

@RottenInDenmark What is the answer?? Smart but snarky?

@MadScientistFF "If you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down."

What is the greatest ONE LINE in a song ever, Not a verse or chorus. Just One Line?

Same

Just figured out why we haven't had good luck the last few years. Need to bring back the lemon pig!

@jencoleslaw Everyone has toothpicks in their house... but with no recollection of actually buying them!