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@Skinny_873 @markmchuma the way that room Is set up. splash zones would show up like fireworks...Nasty place that place be...to just imagine that it's a communal place is even more nauseating. 🤢

@black_saami @markmchuma 😂😂😂unataka kuona splash zones

For just 15K a night, step into a room designed for play, after-dark vibes, perfect for couples who don’t do normal weekends, featuring space for 3 guests, a king-size bed, 1 bath, and a curated library of adult games laid out on marble.

@Primewave96 Someone please educate me. How is this possible when the car has its gear engaged and probably parking brakes applied?

You gotta have a lil hate in ya heart for this job😅

@HustleKing01 it's only gambling if you don't know what you are doing. Risk management and position sizing is what takes out the losers. Then comes phycology. in this business, you pay every mistake with dollars...not sorry.

Is it safe to say Forex trading is gambling ?

@SpencerHakimian I thought she said the US is the safest country under Donald Trump? She just realised how close she was in testing God's wifi signals.

You can see it change in real time.

@AsakyGRN to be honest here, i think you are the one that needs to pay that guy...I mean If my kids are to have such fingers...

Lady cries out after her boyfriend ended their six-year relationship after seeing her bride price list, which included 5 fat cows, 50 broiler chickens, 30 vir&!n goats, 5,100 bags of cement, 500 tubers of yam, ₦10 million for the family, ₦5 million for the community, an iPhone 17 Air for the bride’s mother, iPhone 17 Pro Max for the father, 10 bags of foreign rice, 50 liters of fuel, solar panel, and more. 😭

@ivymuthe Gov Natembeya told you.... na bado

Seven People Shot Dead by Suspected Somali Herders in Kitui County Seven people — one woman and six men — were shot dead by suspected Somali herders at their homestead in Tseikuru , Kitui County.The attackers reportedly stormed the home in the evening, opened fire on the victims, killing them on the spot, before fleeing the scene. Several houses were also set on fire during the incident.Kitui County Commissioner Erastus Mbui confirmed the attack, saying security agencies have been deployed to the area and that investigations are ongoing to apprehend those responsible.

@AsakyGRN The sarcasm behind this..

A South African man has explained the resentment some South Africans feel toward foreigners, claiming foreigners own penthouses and take their women there while many locals remain in shacks in South Africa. Then further said they are not xenophobic, that they are just angry.

@AmonClassie @CanaryMugume @DanzelAlex @AmonOmuhira @UstusUasasira @KBenitah25523 @LilyNampa @Ishmaelthehost @shillah_Buwembo @Shifframarvins1 @Nabimara_Paul @NamazziNaymah laaba how someone starts enjoying life after being single again... those planning to enter that institution please take note...Don't say we didn't warn you.

Reknown investigative journalist, @CanaryMugume responds to critics in the quoted video below by hiring a dance instructor to help him up his dance game😇 How do you rate his dance moves? 😂 😂

@RealXavier011 finally Toyota has something to offer to UAE and Saudi Arabia for their war efforts with Iran. a bling blind LC. Just confirm if the bed has anchor points for machine guns 🤪

What do you guys think??? 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@ombachi13 @shobanes @ombachi13 dude where did you source that juicy lobster?

Luxury Meets Tradition. Grilled Lobster & Steak, Feta Cucumber Salad and steaming hot ugali with fitness and food enthusiast Ugali Man.

@Dammi_Esq so why doesn't she go the kids real dad, after all, she deemed him better than the husband

How do you send a woman and her three kids out at night just because a DNA test says they’re not yours? If you’re married under the Act, that’s a cr!me forceful eviction of your spouse can land you in serious trouble, you will eat two portions for two years. Yes, the DNA result is painful. But the right step is legal: file for divorce and seek compensation if necessary. Throwing them out at night is unlawful and d@ngerous. If anything happens to them, you’ll be held responsible. You’re not the first man to raise children that aren’t biologically his. Why not calm down, wait till morning, and involve her family instead of acting in anger? Hurt is valid but that kind of action isn’t.

@charlesgava_256 @Jude_Mugabi This law is only aimed at political parties esp NUP and any other stone that would be in the government's shoe. For most, it would be just something on paper ready to be unleashed when you start antagonising the govt. Just like all the other laws that are meant to do the same

If PWC Uganda received 400m UGX (~100k USD) from say PWC Bermuda as part of the fees to execute an assignment under the PWC group.... They'd be considered foreign agents and would have to go to the Minister to report themselves or be jailed for 20 years. Very Interesting law.

@georgediano My lawd save us from poverty. 100 ksh to be screwed. 😮‍💨

Truck drivers at Cheplaskei along the Eldoret–Nakuru highway were left seeing with their mouths wide open after discovering that the legendary “Aswito Nyama Mbichi” was not exactly what they had subscribed for. Aswito has been running a value addition business offering Sundus refreshments to long-distance truck drivers who stop by to offload pressure. And as we all know, truck drivers don’t joke when it comes to supporting the night economy. These are loyal customers with mileage and stories. One day Mr. Rashid who is a hardworking man on transit business decides to make a quick stop at Cheplaskei to boost the night economy where he met with Aswito. After some negotiations that would make even a lawyer proud, terms and conditions were agreed upon & Business commenced. But ladies and gentlemen, this is where things shifted from customer care to customer scare. Rashid says the last thing he remembers is him struggling to put on a condom. Next scene,, our boy wakes up the following morning with no clothes, his Sundus lubricated, and his back office feeling like it had hosted a night vigil. And to add salt & kafirifiri to the injury, his phone worth 50K had also vanished into thin air. Now fast forward, Rashid still trying to process life while driving his truck, he spotted Aswito casually at Salgaa stage like nothing happened, still selling sundus like a law-abiding citizen. And as you can see, walimwengu decided to conduct a free public inquiry with no lawyer to represent the Sundus eater. Just instant justice powered by emotions and strong opinions. They later on offered Aswito a quick open air massage with a not so happy ending. Hii Kenya ikona maneno ayaaam telling you. Na kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@nikita_helene "Everything just reminds me of her ".

i don't know how many ‘hail marys’ the priest will tell me to pray after i'm done with confession

@ledamalekina But speaking of corruption is when he decides to bury his head in his æs sindio?.

It’s virtually impossible to cut fuel taxes maybe only VAT, and even then, just temporarily. We need that revenue to fund the roads we keep demanding from the President. Pundits like Riggy G, stuck in tribal politics, can’t fathom what it takes to lead a country. I feel for President Ruto.

@bakhita_esther The day you see men lining up the at the likes of koinange strt.

When will we see gender equality in this team ?

@ladydebidebz1 @shobanes How do you even explain to your insurance company that a croc attacked you in your own room? That's if you even manage to survive. 🤯

Vic Falls last night, one of the lodges on the river!!!🐊

@kirya_ug But also that guy wasn't serious, only 300m?

Why did that URA employee refuse the money that was offered to her from the $10.2m she found in the container, first of all the money wasn’t even from the government. It was owned individually owned by someone who secured his deal from abroad, i keep telling you that if you want to maintain generational wealth get a bright wife.

@TimHermansson @VFinnishProbs Finland is home. We are ready for them

78 % of all Finns 🇫🇮 between 18 and 30 are ready to defend the country if shit hits the fan. I salute you all.