Alex Blackie

@sainsburys a Pesto “Chicken” sandwich... lets just say that teeny tiny piece of chicken looks a little sad and lonely.

@BBCWatchdog SW rail is the worst for sure #bestorworst

@SW_Help How would I get a refund?

@blackiethe3rd Hi Alex, unfortunately this service is running approximately 10 minutes late and will run non-stop from Teddington to Wimbledon due to train crew being delayed. I'm very sorry for the inconvenience caused. ^JM

@SW_Help please tell me why the 08:11 shepperton to Waterloo train is not stopping at Kingston?

Yes, I did just get so wet on my way to rehearsal that I stood in the gents in my boxers, drying my trousers under the hand dryer. How’s your Wednesday going? 🙈🤦🏼‍♂️

If she thinks that South Western Rail @SW_Help tickets are a rip off and the service provided is appalling, then yes I am.

As I sit on a @SW_Help train with no air con in 30+ degree heat. My thoughts drift to the ludicrous amount I paid for a ticket and I wonder, was it value for money? No. No it was not. #saunatrain #ripoff #trainsaretooexpensive

Need me some new shoes and these are a bit of me! #ThanksItsASOS

@talkSPORT Kroenke resigning... I know that hasn’t happened yet but imagine how good that would be?!

What's the best decision your club has ever made? 🤔

@SW_Help Surely (logically)... a reduced service should mean a reduced price of a ticket? Right?

@NandosUK second time in a row I’ve ordered your Fino Pitta and been given chicken thighs instead. Why???

Everyone at Arsenal is devastated by the shocking news that our former player Jose Antonio Reyes has died in a traffic collision in Spain. Jose Antonio Reyes: 1983-2019 Rest in peace, Jose ❤️

New twitter, @AlexBlackie give it a follow... please?

Set up a new twitter account for actor things ... please follow -@AlexBlackie

I unlocked £20 Rush tickets for Pinter Seven on @TodayTixUK. #PinteratthePinter Tap to unlock: go.todaytix.com/PinterSeven

I entered the #FridayForty for @HPPlayLDN on @TodayTixUK! Get tickets for performances next week at £40 (£20 per part) #CursedChildLDN go.todaytix.com/TheFridayForty

@The_Kim_Sch That’s one hell of a #FirstWorldProblems

@katiexhearn Ok so that’s the one pro, and now the cons... I honestly don’t think twitter gives you enough characters to cover it!

@SkySportsNews This guy! #theresonly1keown

QUESTION: If you could sign one former player for your club this window, who would you pick and why? Best answers read out on @SkySportsNews this morning 📝🤔

@joanna_talbot96 Wow... that’s...