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@Klokworkk @th3grep @FireMage777 I saw his quote. A bug on FF Logs but mine is totally fine... LOL

@blackmaege @th3grep @FireMage777 Quite literally got carried through the fight but tried to blame it on an "unoptimized" PUG group for why he got a 1 lol

A green number in FFlogs isn't bad. No shit it could be a lot better, but it's not bad So everyone who got a green on tyrant week 1 is bad now? Hell no, you cleared week 1 even with a gray you did great! why Is the community so toxic towards anyone not wanting to be perfect?

Also, just to add onto this... I dont mean people can't parse for fun. If that is your thing, then that is your thing!!! Its not for everyone and that is OKAY! Different strokes for different folks ya'know.

Anyway, be kind to eachother. There's so many people who play FFXIV casually AND hardcore. You're more than a number, and a clear is a clear. 🥰❤️

@LsNotTaken Honestly, if anyone like that shows up I'd just put a clown wig on their PFP mentally and move on. LOL

@blackmaege Protect this tweet from the parse police please 🙏

@ZekaalJa I genuinely have 0 idea about MNK itself because I generally play caster/healer with some light melee dabbling buuut... There's SO many variables with parsing. Dictating a "green parser" should unsub because of a green parse in normal content is SO wacky to me LOL.

@blackmaege In order for Monk to parse the party has to redo their whole rotation.

Tell me you don't understand parsing without telling me you don't understand parsing.

@NixxNek YES!! What gets me is like... "take out all the green/gray parsers." Brother, that'd shift everyone else down a tier too. LOL.

@blackmaege Thats what I'm saying, do they realize everyone could play their jobs perfectly and there would still be green and grey parses 🤦‍♂️

@CallousPasta THAT PART!!! We are ALL human. Let's clear some shit and be proud of it regardless of a silly little number.

@blackmaege Holy shit, thank you! You get the MM part in MMO. Everyone is more than a funny number. Lets live, laugh, love a clear and be proud.

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@th3grep @FireMage777 TSK TSK.

@blackmaege @FireMage777 Only getting 1 with that clear? How could they? He needs to play perfectly or he doesn't deserve to play the game. Shun.

@th3grep @FireMage777 I like his 1 in Magitaur (Forked Tower) which is essentially just an Alliance Raid *with callouts* even.

@FireMage777 @xIlyria This you? Your enuo kills suck, get good.

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@FireMage777 You've wrecked me so hard, hnnng.

@blackmaege See, you can't. Just another shitposter I've wrecked. Next time, stay in your lane, mutt

@FireMage777 Why would I bother when you can't read?

@blackmaege How about instead you provide evidence of your claim? Failure to do so is admission you can't

@FireMage777 Awh, he said "noes." I just want to pinch his lil cheeks.

@blackmaege Oh noes, it's retarded. It can't even back up its claims

@FireMage777 No, I'm actually full of the sourdough toast I just ate! 😋

@blackmaege I can read just fine. I also know you're full of shit

@FireMage777 Great, now he can't read.

@blackmaege The fuck you going on about?

@FireMage777 I like your green and gray parses in some of your Normal Trial clears.

@blackmaege Nah, it's that you have nothing. Again your concession, and apology, are accepted

@FireMage777 Oh, it's not that I don't have anything. I just find the chronically online fascinating.

@blackmaege So...you got nothing. Great, I accept your concession

@FireMage777 💀

@blackmaege Oh look, someone else that wants to try and take me on. Do go on and tell me what part of parsing I don't understand? Let's see if you can do what dozens of others failed at, correcting me